A young to middle aged male that is found very attractive by many teenage girls because of his abs and overall attractiveness. He is a very good gymnast and has often been seen in his house drinking a beer.
by gopackgo9 September 27, 2011
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Yeah he was playing with a kitten and then he broke his neck, he is such a Lochlan Gaffney!
Yeah he was playing with a kitten and then he broke his neck, he is such a Lochlan Gaffney!
by Jeff Teh Munt March 9, 2015
Get the lochlan gaffney mug.Someone who is tan, sexy, and has some interesting friends...has been around(the streets by marymount that is, during x-country)
by Emily December 3, 2004
Get the locher mug.Irish name traditionally given to the viking or raider of the group. Often bestowed upon those with red hair.
Dude1: Dude that Lochlan really likes to loot pillage and plunder wherever he goes.
Dude2: Yeah I think he is trying to spread is seed so he sees a lot of red hair along his trading routes.
Dude2: Yeah I think he is trying to spread is seed so he sees a lot of red hair along his trading routes.
by brick shit house August 19, 2018
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A euphemism for defecating inspired by the Loch Ness Monster. Similar to "dropping off the kids at the pool", yet with a Scottish flair.
Scotsman 1: Good gracious I had a lot to eat last night!
I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!
Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.
I've got to drop a nessie in the loch!
Scotsman 2: Sounds like a plan, laddie.
by Kamikaze Kool-Aid Man October 1, 2010
Get the Drop a Nessie in the Loch mug.The male art of taking his flacid penis and intertwining it between each of the fingers on one hand. Thus making it look like the legendary Lochness Monster.
The Lochness Monster is a dick trick that can be performed for comical effect at parties, weddings, 90th birthdays and the such
by smithy85 December 9, 2008
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