Logic pro

Logic Pro, is a software package used in the electronic music industry. This software package is used more commonly known as a DAW or Digital Audio Workstation. Other kinds of DAWs are Ableton Live, FL Studio and Pro Tools by AVID. The software package can only run on official copies of Mac OSX, as the authors of the software are Apple themselves. The current up-to-date version at this time is 10.4, hence why people will call it Logic Pro X, as Apple use a system of Roman numerals to make stuff sound cooler. Like the iPhone X is actually called the iPhone 10. The software costs £199.99 or $200.

"Yoooo that track is banging my dude, what did you use to make it?"
"I used Logic pro. Can't stand Ableton and Fruity loops"

by LatencyPain#7893 June 5, 2018

Nut Lagging

1. When one cannot "get it up" and has Erectial Disfunction
2. When one cannot ejaculate, or has sterile sperm.

As Grandma explained how Grandpa was Nut Lagging, we all threw up all over her nig face.

by SomeFatNig October 15, 2010

Fountain Logic

Is the belief that if you can't do push-ups, you cant succeed at life. Basic principle: If you can't do push-ups, you can't hold a job. If you cant hold a job, you can't support your family. If you cant support your family, your family starves.

Man, fountain logic has really got me down, I wont feed my family.

by Burningjoker December 15, 2010

business logic

Meaningless programming related buzzword, used primarily in ".net shops". May be used interchangeably with "tiny gnomes".

In the model-view-controller design pattern, you implement your business logic on the controller objects.

In the model-view-controller design pattern, you implement your tiny gnomes on the controller objects.

by Aeva Ntsc June 9, 2012

Asian Logic

Someone who makes decisions (typically financial ones) that contradict common sense and is unable to prioritize . This is typically found in Asian culture (i.e driving an expensive car but living in a dump)

Eugene spends $2000 on a holiday that he didn't want to go on but wont spend $350 on a lawn mower he needs regularly.
Eugene buys a big glass mirror costing hundreds of dollars and risks damaging it by carrying it home and not paying $50 for delivery. Eugene has Asian logic.

by Chu Mei May 20, 2017

Frozen Logger

Freeze a turd and use it as a dildo.

Johnny was nervous when his partner slid in the frozen logger.

by Lagerhead June 9, 2017

Blaine logic

When someone gets into a ridiculous scenario but it works out just fine

“Oh I snuck into a wedding” everyone is confused wondering how “oh it’s just Blaine logic”

by Lord of the lies November 30, 2020