Discord Lightmode

Another variant of a lethal flashbang.

He turned on Discord Lightmode and got blinded.

by SpidermanFromMinecraft May 30, 2022

captain lighthouse

A tall bald headed person who has a bright glare on their head that tends to blind others. It can be used also as a beacon of light for lost travelers, who often may refer to the landmark as guidance in their travel.
Waiver: Travelers should wear sunglasses to prevent damage to their eyes when looking directly at the light house.

Ricky Bobby was lost until he found Captain Lighthouse and was guided back to safety.

by A damn Yankee January 4, 2023

The Lighthouse

An iconic but heavily restricted landmark on Grimrock island. Rumored to house things such as the essence or the counter-essence, one thing is for sure, those who go in don't come out the same grimace.

"Have you watched the lighthouse?"

by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024

Rhode Island Lighthouse Douse

It's when you soak your penis in rum, and then light your rum soaked penis on fire. Then you use another mans butt hole to put the flame out.

For $15; Could I interest you in a Rhode Island Lighthouse douse?

by Salmonellachecked April 20, 2017

Small-Dik Lightfoot

(Person/Foreskin Hero): A poorly endowed man, born in the small town of Eightinch, Colorado. Small-Dik is a famed hero of Incest within the Cumalöt tribe, who, once impregnating his sister (for the second or third time (who really knows)), became aware of his pitifully inadequate girth and length. Small-Dik was told to have completed all 9 Anal Impalements, which left his dirt-chute gaping, and his spirit sodomized (just like his anus). The stabbing sensation in his rectum, and the involuntary occasional cummy/bloody fart gave him the inspiration to reach beyond his scrotum and see how many digits his hole could afford. This led to his evolution into Mr. Dik Lightfoot, a Legendary Hero in the Chronicles of Clemenzale.

"Oh hey! Its Small-Dik Lightfoot

by The Brothers Quimm August 11, 2020

hop on lockport lighthouse

A place where the apoc 2 development team meets up and has gay sex

hop on lockport lighthouse prazzy

okay gusmanak!

by WhoZ July 19, 2022

Jack & Amy Lightfoot

A couple that showed everyone else what living life truly could mean. That love could keep us alive and once in awhile a cool change IS for the better. That there is a once in a lifetime Lady for one long haired hippy boy up on Cripple Creek.

Damn that couple could be as happy as Jack & Amy Lightfoot one day.

by The daughter of Jack & Amy ... January 16, 2023