1. To backstab a more talented and popular colleague.
2. To give a person a gift under false pretenses of friendship in order to set that person up for a later betrayal.
3. To undeservedly receive something which is then unappreciated and squandered.
4. To repeat the same tired joke long after it has ceased to be funny.
5. A particularly painful form of explosive diarrhea, the smell of which renders the entire house uninhabitable for days.
2. To give a person a gift under false pretenses of friendship in order to set that person up for a later betrayal.
3. To undeservedly receive something which is then unappreciated and squandered.
4. To repeat the same tired joke long after it has ceased to be funny.
5. A particularly painful form of explosive diarrhea, the smell of which renders the entire house uninhabitable for days.
1. Gee, I'm a talentless cancer boil on the ass of society so I'll never get that promotion unless I leno that guy!
2. Man, Judas Iscariot totally lenoed Jesus.
3. Did you hear about Steve? He got a sweet full ride scholarship to that private college but he totally lenoed it.
4. The party was great until Bill arrived and totally lenoed the place up.
5. Stupid Jim got a case of leno after eating Indian food and I had to stay at my friend's house for a week!
2. Man, Judas Iscariot totally lenoed Jesus.
3. Did you hear about Steve? He got a sweet full ride scholarship to that private college but he totally lenoed it.
4. The party was great until Bill arrived and totally lenoed the place up.
5. Stupid Jim got a case of leno after eating Indian food and I had to stay at my friend's house for a week!
by jroo4689 January 19, 2010
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Someone is a Lennon - he is more than just a hippie, he is behaving like King Of The Hippies!
Someone is a Lennon - he is more than just a hippie, he is behaving like King Of The Hippies!
by WaZza 007 May 9, 2011
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(noun) - a used, semen-filled condom discarded in a public place, occasionally additionally soiled by vaginal secretions, blood, or santorum.
A leno is a crusty, battered condom found in any number of places, such as a grimy parking garage stairwell, a mucky New Jersey beach, or even stuck to the cleats of an unsuspecting Little Leaguer who fell victim to an unfortunate misstep while patrolling the outfield.
by Drew in Nashville January 27, 2010
Get the leno mug.A strap-on attached to the chin, used especially for penetration and party tricks. Similar to a screwnicorn, in which the strap-on is attached to the forehead. It is thus named because the wearer winds up with the ginormous chin, only slightly smaller than that of Jay Leno.
I tried sending a picture of my jay leno in to Late Night as a look-alike for Jay's chin, but they did not show it on air on NBC. That pissed me off.
by Kerry Gibbons November 7, 2005
Get the jay leno mug.The title of one who is of the male gender and is of mostly Mexican decent with bits of various European countries and some unrecalled Native American tribe. A Lennon epitomizes one that is quiet in nature, but can be better defined as mysterious and intriguing. Lennon's usually inhabit the mountain regions, although the slight willingness to share their amazing and intense personalities bring them to the lower areas. Although Lennon's can be misunderstood, they have a big heart and will provide transportation, swerve to miss hitting stray cats, and won't mind trying to find an open fast food restaurant at 12 in the morning. Truly, Lennon's are one of the most ammmmmazing people one could ever hope to meet.
The name Lennon is of Irish decent and means "Dear One".
Which further constitutes the idea that having a Lennon is an act that should be cherished and eulogized.
The name Lennon is of Irish decent and means "Dear One".
Which further constitutes the idea that having a Lennon is an act that should be cherished and eulogized.
1. Lennon has always interested me, but his aloof manner made me assume he wouldn't like me.
2. Diandra could never be as fascinating as Lennon.
2. Diandra could never be as fascinating as Lennon.
by Diandra R. March 31, 2008
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*gets smacked in the face by Jay's chin*
*gets smacked in the face by Jay's chin*
by Fishgills53 July 23, 2005
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Friend #2: "Haha, that guy is always lenkt."
Friend #2: "Haha, that guy is always lenkt."
by Djbringthatback January 17, 2009
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