Left Handed Surfing

v. the act of manipulating the mouse with your left hand while you beat it to pr0n with your right. pwn

My wang is so tired because i was left handed surfing last ngiht.

by sneak hit master October 27, 2004

left pinkie toe

The toe that has the least space of room and is the most likely to swell up.

OW! My left pinkie toe is swelling up due to an ingrown toenail. Trim the nail!

by Tree-man19 April 23, 2019

Left Right Goodnight, Nut

To go up to your enemy in a club and bang their left cheek, right cheek. Then as they are collapsing you give them a big old headbut (nut). DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EJACULATE (nut) ON THEM (whilst conscious).

Sam : Hey Franklin!

Franklin : Oh hey Sam!

Sam : Where's that money you owe me?

Franklin : Fuck your money.

Sam : *Performs Left Right Goodnight, Nut whilst shouting* Left Right Goodnight, Nut.

by samandizzy'ssweetanalysis December 9, 2019

Left Titty

In bowling, five strikes in a row

Mike: "Hey, I got just got three strikes in a row! That means I got a turkey!"

Eric: "Well I just got five strikes in a row, so I just got a left titty!"

by GotzGame October 11, 2010

left nut

part of your ball sack. not the good right one, the left one

"ligma left nut"

by mjh657 May 10, 2019

Left in the Attic

A badass three piece all girl bluesy punk rock garage band originating in The Bronx, New York. They formed on October 24, 2008 and have been rocking ever since! All their music is original and is based on real life events. These tunes were produced by Metal Rob Kissner of SoundSideSound Studios. These talented ladies draw a wild crowd weekly at a bar in Greenwich Conn. and they have been described as "One of the only all girl bands that does not suck!" and "HOLY FUCK, THAT IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!" It is not uncommon for girl's panties to be tossed on stage during performance. Followers of the band are known as "The Attic Kids," and the phrase "Getting Left in the Attic" was coined to describe a variety of situations. THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST BANDS TO COME OUT OF THE BRONX! It is highly recommended that you visit their website (WWW.LEFTINTHEATTIC.COM), listen to their music and hear what truly amazing music sounds like!

Line up: Jacks: Guitar/Vocals

Murphy: Drums

Crissy: Bass

VISIT THE SITE: www.leftintheattic.com
BOOK THEM A SHOW: [e-mail]

OMG Natasha, I just got back from the Left in the Attic show, and I had seven eargasms!

Oh man Billy, what happened last night? All I remember is getting Left in the Attic!

LEFT IN THE ATTIC IS THE BEST BAND OF RECENT TIMES!

by Papa Danger June 19, 2010

left guard

1. The guard positioned to the left of the center in a offensive football formation. Usually the better guard because most quarterbacks are right handed therefore the better guard is protecting the quarterback's back.

2. A guy's best friend. People started using it in reference to the left guard position in football.

1. You play left guard because you're better than he is.

2. You saved me big time. You're my left guard, man.

by hyracatherium January 28, 2008