Lapeer

Lapeer is the town of red neck hicks, wanna be gangster white boys, and way too happy emos. Lapeer consists of 2 highschools. West is more for ur red-necks, East for ur wangsters. Both schools however have bitches and a whole lotta sluts.

Joe: "Hey I heard U went to Lapeer this weekend."

Kate: "Yea, saw 2 fights between wanna be gangsters. Priceless."

Joe: "Typical"

by KateyB May 14, 2011

Lapper

Lapper - Taking a half day or full day off of work due to kids hockey, baseball, kickball tournament or just leaving early from work to make a "train" or beat traffic.

Hey Guys, I'm gonna take a Lapper, kids gotta tourney in Boston.

Oh, i bet he takes a "Lapper" today.. traffic looks bad.

by jj55! September 2, 2022

flap-lapper

A woman who performs oral sex on another female.
A woman with homosexual tendencies.

Stop being such a flap-lapper and go out with Tony already!

by audkap February 11, 2008

Testicle lapper

A man hating, butch lesbian dyke whos purpose in life is to incriminate every male she crosses paths with. She is an unjust, cunt flap hater who can't give a man the time of day...but has no problem hitting on your girlfriend.

Hey man watch out....she's a major testicle lapper...keep your girl close....

by non testicle lapper April 8, 2011

lappyshunk

An annoying younger sibling or relative.

I'd go to the movies with you, but my parents left me with the damn Lappyshunk today.

by Dude Kahune September 28, 2003

LaPuerto Rico

a nickname for LaPorte, IN; sometimes used by those uncomfortable with the town's Hispanic population

"I need to get out of LaPuerto Rico and into a nice white town where everybody speaks English!"

by the mean bean October 5, 2009

Laprecha

1. my lovely wife that can get a little crazy at times but all in all we 2ddup

2. a person you can't take anywhere because wherever she goes somebody is bond to know her

Ayo laprecha i ain't seen you in forever

by fatonespeaking September 1, 2011