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laying the foundation

When a guy or a girl starts texting you a few weeks before coming back from a school break, such as the summer or christmas vacation in order to appear that they are interested in you, but it is really just a drawn-out booty call.

before you can build a house, you must lay a foundation, hence before you can convince the girl to hook up with you, you must lay the foundation to do so.
"so dave started texting me again"
"do you think he likes you?"
"well i'll see him in a week, so maybe he's just laying the foundation"
by peanutbuttapi November 19, 2009
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laying the pipe

The act of having sex with a female using your massive pipe
dude last night I was completely laying the pipe with sheela
by Emanthe2 March 17, 2016
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Holland Landing

holland landing is a VERY small town located in ontario. the town is within the community of east gwilumburry. we are known for growing ontario's veggies, and our drugs. Holland landing is pretty boring but really chills. all you can do is walk. Mac's is the place where most people chill. holland landing is so filled with druggies we're called flower town. H.L. is the nickname for holland landing, because holland landing is just too long to say. RDP/river drive park, is the most disgusting, duggie filled place of life. RDP is supposed to be a trailor park, but it's where people live. do not mix it up with H.L. because H.L. is clean at least. people say RDP is the disgrace of H.L.
"where do you live?"
"H.L."
"what?"
"Holland Landing"
"what the hell is that?!"
"a place to get stoned"

kid: "mom can i go for a walk with my friends?"
mom: where are you going to walk to?"
kid: ''macs"
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Wellington Landings is a school full of kids but not just any kids dumb ones, ones who do cocaine and smoke weed but get caught, Landings has kids who think they are hard and from the hood yet really they are just wearing their Air Force 1’s that there mom bought them while she was in Europe buying Louis Vuitton, And the girls at Landings are white bitches that suck dick just to get back with their ex, dirty hoes that lose their virginity at 12-14 nasty, and the very few black bitches at Landings tend to be loud as FUCK at generally the morning times when everyone is tired, then we have Mr. Cativa aka I’m gay and have an uncircumcised dick that tends to rape people cause it’s fun and push girls because he’s a pussy, too pussy enough not to buy shit of shaydon, a white 90 pound crackhead, yet Mr. Cativa finds himself throwing up crip signs while wearing his all red adidas his mom bought him in another country, and lastly let’s not get started on the bitch ass teachers that will do anything to get you in trouble, well I don’t wanma get started on the teachers since they are retarted but yes this is Wellington Landings Middle School.
Hey did u see that fight at Wellington Landings Middle School? - “Yo did you see that fight”, “You mean Celeste’s fatass slapping Brenda?” “Yes” “That’s no fight that to cockroaches fighting” that’s Wellington Landings Middle School for ya
by Boiyouthoughtyouwastuff May 15, 2019
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laying around

The act of sleeping with multiple people or with one person multiple times.
I heard Rebecca is laying around a lot.
by Cthulhoop November 29, 2015
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Soft Landing

The last drink of the night.

Synonym: night cap
Pour me a soft landing before I go to bed.
by Wine lover February 20, 2020
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laxing

Originated from 'relaxing', albeit bastardised; meaning to chill and go easy; as opposed to a state of urgency. Usually used when confronted with verbal attacks, to evade any work or when one simply feels like doing nothing.
e.g 1
knoddy "oh my gawd sup witha hair mun it's hideous!"

dicky "fuck you"

knoddy "woah woah laxing ya let's go for some beer"

e.g 2
jenny "hey knods have you done your calculus homework? it's like due tomorrow! oh when's our quiz is it thursday or next monday?"

knoddy "laxing. i don't intend to do it. zomg we have a quiz?"

e.g 3
knoddy " oraits i'm just gonna go bathe and laxing before meeting boobsy for dinner. ciao!"

eddy "use protection, man"
by knoddy September 5, 2006
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