Biggest queer to ever touch the surface of this Earth. So gay the he has to frame being straight to his friends by dating a black woman. Says Olah every time he joins the discord in the gayest possible voice. Litterly everyone despises Kolten Kerns.
by koltenkernsisfuckinggay November 4, 2019
Get the Kolten Kerns mug.Koleka's are wonderful people. If you ever meet one, know that you are very lucky to experience such greatness in your lifetime.
Koleka's are wildly ambitious, they are powerful and remarkable human beings. Koleka's are exceptionally talented and smart, highly sensitive and intuitive, warm and funny, fun, free, fiery go-getters. They have incredible vision and they will not back down from a challenge, and they exceed every expectation you've had of them.
Koleka's are at their best when they are loved, treated with kindness and tenderness and when you give them the freedom to just be who they are. Although they have a dazzling and magnetic aura, they are surprisingly shy and can be a bit of an introvert. If you respect them and their space, they'll give you more than you imagined in return.
If you ever come across such a rare gem, don't make it weird and awkward for them - they know you are starstruck.
Koleka's are wildly ambitious, they are powerful and remarkable human beings. Koleka's are exceptionally talented and smart, highly sensitive and intuitive, warm and funny, fun, free, fiery go-getters. They have incredible vision and they will not back down from a challenge, and they exceed every expectation you've had of them.
Koleka's are at their best when they are loved, treated with kindness and tenderness and when you give them the freedom to just be who they are. Although they have a dazzling and magnetic aura, they are surprisingly shy and can be a bit of an introvert. If you respect them and their space, they'll give you more than you imagined in return.
If you ever come across such a rare gem, don't make it weird and awkward for them - they know you are starstruck.
by mr_moon November 22, 2021
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"Bro come on are you drunk? Why can't you walk straight?" "Oh sorry. My boyfriend pulled a dirty kolten last night, it was wicked"
by krillman December 6, 2020
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by Nick (Classic) Jones August 7, 2003
Get the Mitsubishi Kolt mug.A Kolten is that guy you meet a fall in love with the second you see him. But then you get to know him better and turns out to be a un-loving un-loyal bf or friend and after you brake up you finally realize that he was only dating you because of you are a hotting and for your ass. KOLTENS ARE TOTAL FUCKBOYS
Alyssa: Omg i met this guy and I just broke up with him and he just dated me for my ass and cuz I was hot
Jayda: that is a Kolten
Jayda: that is a Kolten
by UISHOh February 16, 2018
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