Garlic Knot me

When someone uses the term “garlic knot me” its a cry for help to get away from their pedo sinister bf/ significant other. Or it can be used to ask for a yummy garlic knot.

Omg garlic knot me my boyfriend is taking me to 7th street.

Omg garlic knot me i’m big like al.

by Kwincykun May 10, 2021

Pot knot

The knot you get in your throat after smoking too much pot. A pot knot will often make you cough until you burp.

That pot knot had me choked up.
(Passing the joint) Nah man, I’m good. I got that pot knot.

by Dumblikeme January 21, 2023

Nut Sack Knitting

When a guys pubes are so long that you can braid or knit them together.

Lauren: Dude Ed needs to do some serious manscaping!
Karen: Why's that?
Lauren: Cuz I could give him a good Nut Sack Knitting, his pubes are so long!

by MamaDucket February 26, 2009

Snap A Knot

To correct another's behavior

Somebody needs to Snap a Knot in his ass,get him to tighten up.

by Waboa February 4, 2009

Hollywood Balloon Knot

When someone, probably in the porn business, gets their butthole botoxed so it's silky smooth and wrinkle free.

I bought 5 new pornos yesterday and in all 5 the girls obviously had a Hollywood balloon knot. Even one of the dudes had one.

by Drpun May 16, 2009

Ugandan Pretzel knot

When you dislocate all of your partners limbs and tie them together. after that you cover him/her with shit and fuck hem/hers dead body

I’m going to Ugandan pretzel knot your cat

by Brown5inobi January 17, 2020

baloon knot

An asshole... a tied baloon looks like the human asshole.

My woman has a tight brown baloon knot.

by d0c March 17, 2008