Knoof

Knoof, or Kn00f may refer to:

A combination spoon and knife that is particularly suited to preparing peanut-butter and jelly sandwiches.

-or-

A derogatory slang term that can refer to sexual acts, domination, or destruction.

I used a knoof to eat my dinner.

I used a knoof to eat your mother.

I was totally kn00fed by the other players in COD last night.

I walked in on them knoofing.

by Snicker Bungley May 11, 2010

Knoor Dobb

An alternative name for Door Knob, most commonly said by a flustered doofus girlfriend right before kissing her boyfriend goodnight.

It's very distracting to kiss you when you have one hand on the Knoor Dobb.

by aniabul April 16, 2011

knowlcentric

The pursuit of growing one's knowledge by way of core truths.
Knowledge that is built on true principles.

Do not become consumed in finding, but become knowlcentric in your studies.

by A. M. Galin August 19, 2017

Knowledge palooza

Getting smashed by knowledge repeatedly until you cannot take it anymore and you realise you are fully contaminated by knowledge and you don’t know what to do with it

Man, I got wrecked last night at this knowledge palooza

by Plsfix June 2, 2022

kieron knowlton

A gay from south wales which gives blow jobs in elevators.

Kieron Knowlton in a lift, you silly Kieron Knowlton

by The terminanator May 20, 2014

Cedar Knolls

An small affluent community in Northern New Jersey. Kids go to Mountview Road Elementary School, Memorial Junior School, and then Whippany Park High School. Everybody knows everybody else’s business and is nosey as hell. Kids spend their time riding their bikes around the town, swimming in the Whippany River, and exploring abandoned buildings. Most people are secret millionaires and most people live in large houses but most do not drive luxury cars. Cedar Knolls is actually an unincorporated community within Hanover Township, but has a Morris Plains mailing address and a neighborhood called Trailwoods. Cedar Knolls is known for being the home of the leader of OPK, a massive painkiller drug ring ran out of the high school in the mid 2000s. Also home to some members of the mob.

Guy 1 “yo my buddy lives in the Trailwoods section of Cedar Knolls within Hanover township but his mail goes to Morris Plains.”
Guy 2 “wut”

by cedarknolls4life July 6, 2019

DJ Knowles

He's a very sexy man,he is thicker than His sister Ava! He gets all the ladies, make him mad and he'll give you a spoon, His friends are basically his life support Andy body guards that don't get paid, And his "Beat the shit out the anoyying Fags" Partner is Seth. You will never see DJ in the halls with by himself so don't fuck with him he will get Seths help to beat the shit out you! He ain't black but he is still a nigga

DJ Knowles turns all the ladies on!

by Your_nigga_Jon February 2, 2020