knee pads

a special way of calling someone a whore.
more original than bluntly calling someone a slut.

girl 1- Me and him hooked up
girl 2- I hope you wore knee pads.

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girl 1- Bitch, do your knees a favor and ge some kneepads.

by HannahxBanana May 26, 2006

Knee Rape

malicious gropage of an exposed knee, often feigned as accidental, we know what they really meant to do.

Did you just Knee Rape me???

by Pierre the llama January 17, 2009

crunchy knees

Whenever you get up and your knees crackle because you're getting old. Also known as bubbleguts syndrome.

When I got up from the floor I had crunchy knees.

by buttsbot November 29, 2018

grandma knees

Resulting from consuming large amounts of alcohol or smoking too much weed, grandma knees occur when a person begins to lose their balance and begin to cripple at the knees. This phenomenon is similar to knee struggles that elderly women have.

guy #1: How the fuck did you walk home last night you shotgunned two four lokos before you left the party?
guy #2: Trying to walk home was hell, I had a terrible case of grandma knees.

by yTwigg June 30, 2016

packet knees

When you have had to much packet and your legs stop working

Pass me my drink i cant move my legs ive got packet knees

by Lewdoo December 4, 2016

war knees

War Knees is when ones knees are completely fucked up as a result of shooting at ISIS during this crazy shit war.

"SORRY MAN, I CAN'T PLAY FOOTBALL WITH Y'ALL...I HAVE WAR KNEES."

by WarKnees April 23, 2017

Shitters Knee

Prolonged leaning forward on the elbows whilst engaging in iPhone gaming during the act of having a particularly tricky bowel movement. With the result of leaving a prominent red mark on the thigh saluting your efforts.

After a heavy drinking session on the Guinness, I was birthing a beast from my ass whilst trying to beat that tricky level on Angry Birds and it left me with serious Shitters Knee.

by DeNinjabreadman December 28, 2011