Kellan

A rakishly handsome, powerful man, with an astonishingly large penis. Known for his exceptional power over women and ability to make a girl wet using only his eyes.

Girl 1: Oh shit there's Kellan! Every time I see him my fanny tingles.
Girl 2: OMG same! He makes me so wet. I think hes coming over!
Kellan: Alright ladies, fancy an elite threesome?

Girl 1 and 2: YES. THANK YOU KELLAN

by FuckboyKellan May 23, 2017

killing two birds with one stone

To take care of two problems with one action.

"While I was out delivering the pizza, I stopped by the bank so I wouldn't have to later. I was killing two birds with one stone."

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

team killing fucktard

when u kill ur cohorts, team mate, or distraction. AKA, caboose from Red vs. blue

Tucker: You killed Church you team killing fucktard!!!

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e September 2, 2005

killing emos

A term commonly used for masturbation.

Jeff spent his whole day killing emos.

"Wow you just blew your chances with Christine. Someones gonna be killing emos tonight."

by Jeff xCO December 5, 2007

Kellen

The nicest best people you will ever meet are kellens. There are complately hilarious on the outside and the inside, but hide a sensitive loving nature. Kellens love sports and their friends and family. They may seem a little strange at first, but are really cool actually. If you are dating a kellen, you are super lucky. Kellens have really soft faces with exciting eyes.

Girl 1: look its kellen!

Girl 2: he is so funny

Girl 3: his girlfriend is so lucky

by LaDiDa314 March 30, 2010

Killing Me Softly

The theme song for the Killing Stalking fandom.

Damn, Sangwoo singing Killing Me Softly gives me the chills.

by DomoChibi March 7, 2017

Kellie

The light of my life. The woman of my dreams. My everything. The woman I want to spend the rest of my life with.

Kellie, will you marry me?

by Kaden67 January 20, 2011