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kaling

wow that's a nice kaling
by kalinga69 March 3, 2023
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Kale Seed Lick

(V.) The action of using pieces of wilted kale as a tongue to lick someone during sex. A high priorities with sexually active vegans.
Did you hear she’s one of those people who’s into the kale seed lick thing?”
by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018
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st. micheal's kale

A term for marijuana used mainly by vegans. Also known as God's Cabbage
Yo Barbra is your St. Micheal's Kale gluten free?
Nah man, but it's cruelty free!
by Brotwurst1 June 18, 2018
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Christian Kale

It's Christian Bale, but with kale for head!
Wow. That kale just looks like Christian Kale!
by CptDoge November 14, 2016
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kales

annoying girl who is very weird . she is a celebrity and no one knows her . underground artist / singer . she raps as well
by therealgoobygoober September 12, 2020
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kale klux klan

1.
U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.

2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism
1. "have you ever met Cyndi Cornstock before?"
"no."

"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."
by Scott Mortion November 2, 2017
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Kale

A cute nickname for a sweet boy named Caleb
Hi Kale! It’s alpug
by gym_princess1 January 10, 2021
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