Taylor and Kale

Two gay bros who swear they are straight

"Wow did you see Taylor and Kale? They were jerking each other off in the bathroom stall.

by Day_Shadow March 22, 2024

Kale kholin

a non ሰገጥ guy who knows that urban dictionary is open to the public for inserting and editing the definition of any word and so doesnt screenshoot definitions of his name and post it on facebook because its nothin special u can literally edit it to say whatever the fuck u want

also a knights radiant #ifykyk

Be like kale kholin he's cool

by anonymous December 5, 2024

Kale

Kale is a loud and happy person. Who does things around friends that would never cross his mind in front of his parents.

Kale (no lettuce name of person)
“Hey kale, look at the ball” kale-“haha”

by My name is sissy January 12, 2022

kale klux klan

1.
U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.

2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism

1. "have you ever met Cyndi Cornstock before?"
"no."

"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."

by Scott Mortion November 2, 2017

Chip and Kale

The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.

(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.

by hellomynameisloca December 21, 2018

Kale

Kale is a all around skinny Twat.
If you meet kale, you better turn around and run for your life.

Person 1 - 'i saw kale the other day'
Person 2 - 'kale is such a twat"

by Cabinator January 7, 2022

Kale

A cute nickname for a sweet boy named Caleb

Hi Kale! It’s alpug

by gym_princess1 January 10, 2021