Kale

A sexy beast that will love you with all his heart and never give up on you

Kale is a very loveable guy

by Bobthbuildr February 7, 2023

Kale

A cute nickname for a sweet boy named Caleb

Hi Kale! It’s alpug

by gym_princess1 January 10, 2021

Christian Kale

It's Christian Bale, but with kale for head!

Wow. That kale just looks like Christian Kale!

by CptDoge November 14, 2016

kale belton

The hottest man alive. The sweetest guy you will ever meet. He gets all the girls, every girl secretly likes him and wants to date him. He is 5'11 and slays every bitch cause he's EXTREMELY ATTRACTIVE. He's a skinny niggah with a long dick. He will fascinate you in bed. Coolest guy you'll ever meet. Extremely popular due to his amazing personality and looks. In the end, he's fucking amazing. & perfect.

Girl: Who is that?
Girl 2: only the hottest guy you will ever meet, it's kale belton.

by ilovekalebelton<3 November 10, 2013

Kale-bwangu

To agree or to give permission to someone

You’re going to pass fimma kale-bwangu

by Byte_fyi October 1, 2025

Chip and Kale

The names of Jason's left and right testicle, respectively. Inspired by Chip and Dale, but not really, because we are in basic bitch era where everything is about kale.

(While going down on Jason) I'm gonna name them. Chip and Dale is cute but too boring. You haven't shaved today, so the left one is a bit crispy... the other one doesn't really taste like anything... Imma call them Chip and Kale.

by hellomynameisloca December 21, 2018

kale klux klan

1.
U.S. History. a secret hate group in the southern U.S., active for several years after the Civil War, which aimed to suppress the newly acquired rights of people that eat animals and to oppose carnivores from the North, and which was responsible for many lawless and violent proceedings.

2. a term for a person that is militant and/or a bigot about their veganism / vegetarianism

1. "have you ever met Cyndi Cornstock before?"
"no."

"well she just joined the kale klux klan and quit talking to me because i like bacon."

by Scott Mortion November 2, 2017