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joo and joor madre

This is a variation of joo and joor mama. This variation should only be used if:
A. You are insulting one who is Spanish and you wish the insult to carry over to his mother or "Madre"
B. If the one you are insulting is bilingual (Spanish and English) and you wish to impress him/her by insulting him/her in their native tongue.
C. If the one you are insulting knows no Spanish and you wish only to not only insult him/her and their mother but also to show off your uber Spanish skillz.

Please use this only in these circumstances.
Dood your a queerbag...joo and joor madre are!
Joo and joor madre can burn in Hell
by gary January 25, 2005
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Joner

A jerk; dork, dweeb, putz, etc.
Generally used as a derogatory term for a bad driver.

(this definition predates any Jonas Brothers-related definitions by many years)
That joner was driving on the freeway doing 45 in the fast lane!
by Jonerrific September 23, 2009
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Jono Long

To get sweaty palmed at the first hint of a conversation with a member of the opposite sex. Usually in possesion of a choad.
Oh man, hes gone all Jono Long on us!
by Ally B May 11, 2004
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Jonomir

Purple loving wombat fan that runs into coke machines and wins everything. Just, wins. You just, lose. You just, just, just, lose! You can't win Jonomir.
A Jonomir winned me at the coke machines yesterday.
by Steve S September 26, 2005
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Jonporter

One who lack's skill in c0d4 especially at no scoping.

polite term of calling somebody a jew.
A Jonporter is a worshipper of the male ''chocolate starfish'' (anus).
Jonporter is also a shade of ginger that can only be deemed as jonporter.
The original jonporter once killed a bear by simply loking at it and had suit's so fine they made sinatra look a bum and a voice that make's a wolverine pur.
Being that there hair is jonporter(slight gingerness) they can be class as the welsh answer to chuck norris.
ZOMG Steve ,jonporter

Lul wut.
by Anusrubber June 16, 2009
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Joynormous

When you are completely overwhelmed with joy
I felt joynormous when Jill said,"yes!"
by chipparoo November 17, 2010
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joncrowe

A gay person, who regularly masturbates in public parks and toilets.
That man in the park is doing a joncrowe
by Bobiul Kings January 1, 2016
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