Davy Jones

The sexual act describing when a man orally pleases a female and uses his fingers to replicate Davy Jones' tentacles.

I tried the davy jones on my girl last night, she's still walking like a pirate

by S.S. Boat August 1, 2013

jessica jones

A frickn badass bitch with a love of hard liquor (preferably whiskey) and an uncaring attitude towards everything else - apart from that purple douchebag. Seriously, what an ASS.

Person 1: Have you seen Jessica Jones yet?
Person 2: I really really want to, but I don't want to have my childhood of Russel T Davies era doctor who ruined by seeing David Tennant play a rapey manipulative sonofabitch...

by catsy57 June 20, 2016

Jibs Jones Jr

Jibs Jones Jr is a pseudonym used by more than one person, an almost mythical character, he is known for keeping it real on a regular basis.

Caller: "Hello is Jibs Jones there?"
Answerer: "Jibs Jones!!!!!!! Jibs Jones!!!!!!! Jibs Jones Jr here. What up Jibs?"
C: "Are you keepin' it snoot?"
A: "Fo'really do am. You?"
C: "Yeah Buddy! Yeah Buddy! Yeah Buddy! Yeeeeaaahhhh Buddy!"

by Snack del Sneeze March 22, 2009

Danny Jones Syndrome

A person who is naturally dumb/stupid or clumsy can be said to have Danny Jones Syndrome. The kind who accidently walks into things or drops important objects. Sounds naturally dopey when they talk. Name taken from the guitarist of British pop band McFly, who could be said to have the original Danny Jones Syndrome.

My Dad's such a 'tard, he forgot my Birthday again! He must have a case of Danny Jones Syndrome!

by McMinorrrRocks April 13, 2009

Jonas

Jonas is one of the most best person you'll ever met. He is just so much fun to be around and he'll make you laugh so much. He super talented and smart, he has the best personality. He'll always be there even when you screwed. He that one person that you'll fall in love with and always be in love with. If you ever met a Jonas, you're one of the luckiest person ever. He'll always be on your mind, and he super good looking.

Have you met Jonas, he is one of the best.

by Happiness.grace September 10, 2020

Joiss

One of a kind, if you ever find a joiss never let her go <3 I love my joiss to bits.

I love to joiss

by 0o0o0o0o0o0o October 4, 2016

Jobist

Is an adjective of someone who won't go out with someone who works with.

Coworker: I know we are coworkers.
Me: I don't date people from work.
Coworker: You are Jobist!

by Sakurakage September 9, 2019