son jong bin

He is zombie!
He lives in a cemetery. He's the boss of the undeads.
He pillage relics whice is the dead men's! and every night he sex with the dead girl

by Nohome September 4, 2003

Kim Jong-Un

Kim Jong-un is a North Korean politician serving as Supreme Leader of North Korea since 2011 and Leader of the Workers' Party of Korea since 2012. Kim is the second child of Kim Jong-il and Ko Yong-hui.

Guy : "Kim Jong-Un is an awesome leader."
Other Guy : "I know right!"

by Memes69 June 17, 2018

matt de jong

Punting god who loves the greys and a cold beer. This bloke is so sexy, girls need a flash flooding warning before seeing him

Holy fuck, hes matt de jong ed my missus
Yea i dont think any amount of sun is drying those panties champ

by Mc.1506 February 24, 2021

Kim Jong-Un

Kim Jong-Un is the glorious leader of the DPRK! His grandfather, Kim Il-Sung, helped defeat the capitalistic South Chosons in the Glorious Fatherland Liberation War 70 years ago! He is a great leader, and without him we would be nothing.

Reporter: 김정은에 대해 어떻게 생각하세요?

Reportee: 우리의 영광스러운 지도자는 우리가 안전한 이유입니다! 조선민주주의인민공화국 만세!

(A picture of Kim Jong-Un with Donald Trump is below.)
(You might need to translate to English to understand.)

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

Kim Jong Il

Probably the most sickest dude on earth. The most illest of all of the flamboyant dictators.

Peter: Hey its Kim Jong Il

Barry: I think I am gonna spew

Peter: Nah, hold it in, he's iller than you.

Barry: Shut up prick

Peter: but he's the illest and sickest leader on earth .

by Diggler12 March 22, 2016

bajonga-jong

digitally enhanced male package; unnaturally huge junk

did you see beckham's bajonga-jong? it was totally digitally enhanced

by mmmmmmmmmmmmmmkay February 18, 2011

Kim Jong-un

The chick who your Mexican boyfriend is cheating on you with.

I can't believe that asshole had a secret Kim Jong-un.

by Mi gusta November 26, 2017