Joel

dude with a MASSIVE cock, can obliterate your sister

"Joel pulled out his long schlong yesterday"

"he shot 20 miles of sperm"

by ChupaCulo April 06, 2022

joel

joel is a nice and handsome guy that laughs like a supressor. He's fuckin quiet all the time. But behind all that silence he's gettin those bitches like russ the L's. Tons.

Girl: Who's that Joel ur talkin about?
Chad: Thats the hot hitter, guap getter who leaves the thots bitter.
Girl: Who?
Chad: The one that laughs like a supressor...
Girl: Oooooh I NEED TO MARRY HIM!

by ItsActuallyTayKeith January 05, 2019

Joel

Joel is a hardworking person that’s always trying to get better and earn better. Joel is an athletic person, he loves to play video games, listen to different types of music or just fixing his car. He has a passion for old American cars. He’s a beautiful person, that always tries to cheer people up on his own little wired ways. Yes he’s prone to be dumb at times sometimes, but that’s completely fine, his cute face makes up for it. Treat Joel right, and always be there for him. Because when you loose him it will feel like a piece is missing from you.

Girl 1 “ who’s that?”
Boy 2 “oh that’s my best friend Joel”

*joel falls while tryna carry something heavy*
Boy 2 “man I love that guy”

by Kithykissymeowmeow November 07, 2022

Joel

Joel is a one of a kind, well performing Canadian slut. He can cook pretty well and is a fine addition to any man’s kitchen. He draws pretty well too, for all your hentai needs. In addition, he’s gay and his bussy is p o ppin g.

Person 1: I wish i could hire an escort.
Person 2: Why not hire a Joel. They’ Essentially Better.

by XXXGucci February 20, 2019

Joel

A lovely bloke with big cock and balls and lots of money, sex machine with plenty in his tank to satisfy the needs of anyone who needs it.

Omg his penis is so large he must be a Joel

by oelybay eattiejay November 23, 2021

Joel

joel is a perfect alpha male with absoloutely no flaws what so ever he has a sizzling six-pack and he is the farther and better version of all gods he does not care about your religion the only thing that matters to him is how much of a sex magnet he is which shouldnt even be a concern because he has been effortlessly attracting women for decades

girl 1"i feel this strange horny feeling"
girl 2 "yeah is because joel is around"

by chad chadinson February 13, 2019

Joeles

Roman God of Rawness who dined with Leonitus in hell. Exceptional person of amazing talent and all around ballin status. A genuine stud who is really packing in the pants/toga. Someone who always comes through in the clutch. This divine warrior cannot be destroyed, he is the ultimate ally. Derived from Joelus, the Greek god of Rawness.

"Today we were getting worked on COD 4 but then Joeles came and they were paralyzed by the his intimidating stature. Then Joeles bent them over a table. WE WON thanks to JOELES!

by captaninsano12 March 08, 2009