jizzdump

Extreme male orgasmic reaction to extraordinary stimulus. Not to be confused with cumdumpster.

I think I just took a jizzdump!

by BRWEIR March 4, 2011

jizzamagoo

a word made up by 73# |_|1332 1337. aka matt. an insult, also meaning "loser, yugioh nerd, or buttplug"

look at that loser, i think his name is dan. what a jizzamagoo.

by louizzle January 25, 2004

jizzue

A tissue that-is used first to blow your nose, placed on the bedside table, then later re-used to wipe up jizz from jacking off.

I would be very careful where you sit if you go into Tim's room, it's always littered with jizzues.

by walterc February 6, 2015

Jizzums

{VERB} The act of foreplay, including all the F's H's J's and B's. (If you do not understand these letters, you obviously have not experienced the jizzums)

Can be used in past, present and future tense: ex- jizzuming, juzzumed, juzzum

"I can't wait till later. Im gonna get jizzums all night long!"

"OMG i walked in on Danielle and Mike jizzuming last night!"

"you mean to tell me you live together and share a bed and have never performed jizzums!?"

by Steph, Abby, Dani March 28, 2009

jizzmonkey

Someone who masturbates far too often.

Ben is a jizzmonkey.

by Downvoting Victim September 10, 2006

jizzmopper

a person, with two first names as his full name, who is commonly found sporting a mullet, overalls and drives a 80's style t-top camaro who's job is to mop up other men's gizz for there later secretive personal use.

that "g wad" dj is nothing but a schwoogie "jizzmopper"

also see : g wad and schwoogie

by NIZZLE4RIZZLE December 28, 2005

jizzmachine

anybody by the name of holly

you stupid jizzmachine

by kamper April 5, 2005