jerush

Defined as: A man more with more sexual innuendo's than urban dictionary.

You call this a date, I call it a thirst date.

Jerush.

by Sgsuevents January 21, 2017

jebus

black jesus that can turn water into crack

guy1: whos jebus

guy2:black jesus

by championo March 11, 2020

Jerusalem Anchor

A bearded man that is the lynchpin of the crew and occasionally holds ladders. This person often goes by his earthly name Matthew.

Where's the Jerusalem Anchor? This ladder is about to fall on the house!

by FrontSLC January 25, 2023

jebusq

A very handsome smart man.

Darian is a very jebusq kinda guy

by Crashn February 1, 2023

Emperor Of Jerusalem

The highest authority under God.

The Emperor Of Jerusalem the most powerful man in the world.

by Hamashiach May 15, 2021

Jeebus

Another example of "Simpsons" comming into play, commenly reffering to the son of our most holy lord (Jesus) or the more commenly known, albanian brush rat (mostly found in sewers and holiday homes). These versetile creatures can be found among the sewage heaps of the great white sparrow and can be known NOT to carry the black plague (only 2 discoverd so far).

Me: The Jeebus ate my homework.
Priest: Go die in a hole somewhere...

Me: Praise Jeebus, son of our lord *bows*.
Albanian brush rat: EEEEBEEP!?

by Alex "The Shmexy" April 8, 2006

Jerusalem Boots

Ugly brown sandals that look like they have been worn since the time of Christ,usually worn by hippies and old men with terribly ugly feet

I really wish Joe would quit wearing those Jerusalem Boots with his jeans.

by Terri Smith February 5, 2007