jbelling

When you direct message unsolicited pictures of your genitalia to unsuspecting victims.

Guy 1: She said Hi back to me. I think she really likes me, I'm going to send a picture of my cock.

Guy 2: Dude stop jbelling her.

by dynamiteDPs March 19, 2021

JBA

Jew By Association; Jewish By Association

"Dude, that guy's not even a suspect in the defemation of that Moses statue, he's a JBA."

by Dan Sharfin November 22, 2005

jbf hair

just been fucked hair: when your hair has that messed up tousled look to it (yet, you think it just may look kinda sexy, usually women)

I'm just laying around today, jammies and my jbf hair....

by gypsylor September 26, 2008

JBW

Just Be White. A mockery of shitty advice like "just hold frame" that the incel community receives.

Can't get laid? JBW, bro.

by jbw_bro June 30, 2018

Aine The Jbag

Aine is the biggest jbag you will meet. She ucks bare man at the park bench and her stupidity will destroy 96% of your brain cells. Her general knowledge consists of her thinking that the two languages in Spain are "spanish and español". As you can see by the statement made previously she is a disgustingly tapped individual.

"Oh look it's Aine The Jbag let me go chat to her still"
"Nah boss she will drag you down to set 8 with her lack of common sense"
"Rah really sn man chat be on them dumb tings stillll"

by NotMattSelvini March 3, 2019

jbfh

Just Been Fucked Hair.

You know, that messy mop of mess the lady has when you're done giving her the best orgasm of her life. And that flop of hair the man has after being touched by his lady friend.

Billy: Hunny? You've got some massive jbfh.
Alanna: Yeah, I know. So do you. Let's go to the bathroom and we can fix it...maybe I'll blow you as well
Billy: sounds swell! Let's go!

by *963. July 13, 2010

JBOL

Just Busted Out laughing... for something that deserves more than the played out LOL. JBOL is not to be used lightly.. it is only valid if you did literally.. just bust out laughing from a comment

Girl 1 (Janeane): At my interview today I was so nervous I threw up a little bit on the guys desk... then wiped it off and kept talking as if it didn't happen

Girl 2 (Sel): JBOL. I bet you'll definitely - probably - not get the job at all...

by jat222 February 25, 2011