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Javier

He is short but a very nice and wonderful person. Javier's are people that can

make you laugh and make you better in sad and bad times. He can aslo joke about people you like, like your crush or something
Javier: what's up my guy

Bestfriend: what ups javiiiii
by EPIC_li November 22, 2021
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Javier

a dude that likes big black oily men, is also cringe as fuck but doesn't know it. listens only to mid rap and is obsessed with anime.
Javier is a weeb.
by Panduck April 21, 2023
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Javier Mendez

A torture method which involves knocking out a persons teeth and then making them perform fellatio on your male part.
When Osama Bin Laden was captured, he would not give up information so the soldiers gave him the Javier Mendez
by JavierMendez February 16, 2025
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Javier Milei

Austin Powers's doppelganger that became President of Argentina. Self described anarcho-capitalist, once cloned his dog and despises communists. Hates the state so much he would shove anything that has to with it up his ass.
by TedCruzAteMySon January 31, 2024
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Javier

“You look a bit javier,” i said to him
by theR2guy October 30, 2020
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Javier Galindo

The sweetest boy ever. Once you get a chance to truly get to know Javier he is such a gentleman. He has been hurt enough and is pushing everyday to be the best version of himself. Don’t lose your chance with him because once he’s gone he is gone forever. He does not wast your time Javier will either be someone you love with all your heart or the boy you wish you’d given a shot. Time with Javier is not wasted but you learn from it. With Javier there will only be love or regret. Javier a man who is starting to find his true value and not settling for less, with goals he hopes to achieve to prove others wrong and be the best version of himself.
by Was the love of your life November 19, 2023
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Javier

Javier is such a good guy. He’s also a loser who sends troll faces unironically. He’s a nice person who is absolutely selfless and doesn’t know it. He has a heart of gold and the voice of mickey mouse.
Why is Javier so awesome? It’s a state secret
by faxxnoprinter February 6, 2022
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