Mr fuck around and find out. Risk taker. Lives outside of the law. Needs no answers cause who’s gonna ask? Loyal is an understatement
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Get the Javier mug.Definitely the boss of bosses, a Javier is the biggest alpha in the room. A machist and definitely can overpower and overcome any obstacle. He’s also mad packin in the sackin .
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Get the Javier mug.A VERY homosexual male. Javier is a rainbow enthusiast!! He may call himself straight, but we all know that ain’t true. That little.. *gags* f.. ffaaa.. *throws up in mouth slightly*
sigh, faggot.
there.
Any way, if you ever know a Javier!! He is NOT an alpha!! I’d even say he’s an OMEGA.
sigh, faggot.
there.
Any way, if you ever know a Javier!! He is NOT an alpha!! I’d even say he’s an OMEGA.
Guy: Hey! Is that the gay omega?!
Lady: Oh no.. don't talk! He might hear you!!!!
Javier approaches the two looking PISSED AS HELL.
Javier: GRRRRRRR IM NOT GAY OR AN OMEGA!!! IM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE GAYS!!!!
he says as the world explodes due to his homosexuality
Lady: Oh no.. don't talk! He might hear you!!!!
Javier approaches the two looking PISSED AS HELL.
Javier: GRRRRRRR IM NOT GAY OR AN OMEGA!!! IM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE GAYS!!!!
he says as the world explodes due to his homosexuality
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Get the Javier mug.The current president of Argentina, He is an anarcho-capitalist (Debatable after 2023; he literally became the head of state, which ancaps opposes the state), and he is basically Argentinian Trump
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Get the Javier mug.Don't bring your wife around him, no wife can resist his fat cock. it's not his fault, it's the wives fault. A player a heartbreaker and will steal your car. He likes naps, money and drugs.
This guy stole my car today but I saw him at the 711 buying bread, peanut butter and jelly. So I confronted him about my car and he apologized and told me his name was Javier Jurado-Jurado and convinced me to go to his place, so I did, I said I would not fuck hi and he said ok, but we got to his place and he pulled out his cock and I couldn't resist! my husband called while I was riding his cock, I just laughed and kept fucking him, it didn't bother me at all even though I should have felt guilty, he had some power over me...or maybe it was just that dick? We left and before I noticed, he took off in my car again!
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