Jarmanating

Verb, to Jarmanate. Description of the act of a large, extremely overweight man having a very brief sexual encounter with an attractive, much smaller woman.

"Can you imagine Chris Moyles jarmanating Sarah Cox..?"

by Bloatee July 25, 2012

Clabber Jammin

chatting with a group of 3 or more members!! freinds talking about juicy gossip such as "omg becky! Brittany i s such a bitch" yes yes i made this word up!!! muahahahaha

also small group environment trying to help buddy with their kissing fears

mhm im gangsta cuz i make up cool words

"omg how do i kiss?" "were Clabber Jammin about this situation"
"dude!! we need to clabber jam!! hes cheating on me!!"

by reindeeer March 19, 2010

blueberry jammin

dusting the beef curtains on a blue waffle

fucking gross!!!!!!!!!! visit google.com type in blue waffle and hit i'm feelin lucky, imagine that picture + your face = blueberry jammin

by abmg August 6, 2010

mamma jamma

somthing that is very very big.

That bitch had mamma jamma titties.

by scotty July 9, 2003

jummana

a very sweet and loving woman , probably from the middle east . jummanas have there own little touch that makes them specail . they will crack little jokes that only they will get , they are not big drinkers but when they do drink ..... its a qutie a show . they also like to stay healthy so they will eat many fruits and vegies ( a little over the top at times ) but everyone loves a jummana

" jummana , what are you doing "
"im having a snack "
its a piece of lettuce"
its very yummy and is very healthy "

by #1chickinusa May 12, 2010

Pencil Jamming

Synonym to cockblock

Dude I was gonna go make out with her but Mike was pencil jamming dirty...

by PENCILJAMMER January 24, 2010

Jammand

To do really good at something. To go somewhere. Or can be used to say you fucked something up. It can be used any many different ways.

I just jammanded a party last night

Lets go Jammand some fools

by jewmmander July 4, 2010