Jaked

When you're taking a massive dump and your best friends' girlfriend walks in on you while changing her clothes.

I was dropping a duece and Roxy totally JAKED me!

by FoxxxyKuuu June 18, 2011

Jake

a sexy young lad, with small raisin testicles and a permanently flaccid penis. He lacks confidence when talking to girls so he just casually follows a specific someone around until they notice him. Amongst boys however, he can crack a solid joke and knows how to lighten the mood, some improvement is needed on the masculine side of him, as he appears to be rather feminine.

oh look, jake is following matilde again!

by sweetpenispie February 26, 2018

Jake

The realest boy you ever seen

-He bought you some late 2000s and early 2010s albums
-He has Hispanic accent
-He really think he is in Miami
-He listening to electro-pop music
-He is the king of rhythm

My Japanese cousin: Bruh, look at this dude right here
Me: Yea, that’s Jake

by LilSammie96 January 21, 2021

Jake

A high pedo bear, he is also quite tired looking ALL THE TIME. He enjoys the simple things in life like sex.

jake was walking in the forest blazing it up and he saw a girl(about 11)...we wont go there...sex

by cocksnstuff December 31, 2010

jake

An old fashioned way of sayig "i'm alright"

"-How'sm it going?"
-"i'm jake"

by Ransom August 15, 2006

jake

has sort attention span but can be nice, shows no tolerance to gingers

Dont turn into a jake!

by huskergod December 14, 2010

jake

someone with a very small penis, but will claim they have a large one not by bragging about it but by being in denial and blushing and avoiding eye contact and being shy

jake because you are jake so you have a small one

by miss.correctmeifimwrong July 17, 2011