Angry Jacobs

Spawned while watching Brandon Jacobs of the NY Giants running angrily - It dictates to what can be described as an open-ended, phallic definition of random sex play... you can use your imagination and get creative, but it must involve hot sauce.

Dear lord, the whole house is shaking & it smells like Franks Red Hot! ... Hector must be giving her the Angry Jacobs.

by mikey whipwreck December 17, 2010

Jacob Sartorious

A type of trash that attracts ten year old girls all over the Internet. Jacob wears an acorn or some shit in his pants to look like he has a dick. He is widely known as the 'Fuckboy master'. Other names for him include the following;

Jacob Sclitorous,
Jacob Saggytits,
And Jacob Stegosaurus.

Person 1: "Oh my god dude! 'Hoodie' by a piece of trash is my fav song!"
Person 2: "Wow! A piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!"
Person 3: "Guys don't you mean jacob sartorious??"

by troyelove May 17, 2016

Jacob Kendrick

worlds most renowned philosopher and great scholar of this generation

when I grow up I want to be a jacob kendrick

by jessssssssssss May 4, 2015

JacobDinkelman

A slightly evolved niglet who jerks off to gay Asian porn since their small chides remind them of their old $5 sucky sucky job.

That wiglet is such a fking JacobDinkelman

by JacobDinkelmanSucksAss November 3, 2016

jacobsesser

A wonderful individual who is obsessed with the amazing Jacob Sartorius.

She loves Jacob Sartorius she is definitely a jacobsesser.

by sartorius_wifey101 April 2, 2017

Jacob Hanukkah

A hot sexy thot. Sadly a failed abortion

God, you’re such a Jacob Hanukkah

by Skeetskeetbuttcrack123 April 14, 2019

Jacob Jennings

Jacob Jennings is the guy you want to marry. A total dawg in the bed, lasts for hours. Humongous penis used for destroying milfs. Overall an athletic nice guy.

Omg, I had to be in a wheelchair for 2 weeks after a night with Jacob Jennings!

by Mathew Stein April 8, 2020