by iamamanufan January 12, 2011
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Boy: Hey.
Girl: You're cute. What's your name?
Boy: Jack Hoff.
Girl:...
Boy: Um.. are you ok?
Girl: I... uh... have to go now.
Boy: Hey.
Girl: You're cute. What's your name?
Boy: Jack Hoff.
Girl:...
Boy: Um.. are you ok?
Girl: I... uh... have to go now.
by Mr. Pedophile December 14, 2008
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To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average...it is the king of average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace not necessarily a bad thing...it just is.
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average...it is the king of average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace not necessarily a bad thing...it just is.
Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be sooooooo extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a large hole in my wall.
Parkuru, "How's your day going?"
Kezric, "Meh...jack average...I'm going home to play Zelda...wanna come?"
Parkuru, "er...ok..."
Parkuru, "How's your day going?"
Kezric, "Meh...jack average...I'm going home to play Zelda...wanna come?"
Parkuru, "er...ok..."
by adelews October 2, 2007
Get the jack average mug.A smokin' hot female bartender at a local restaurant (Jack Astor's). Works along side the Jackalope. Originated from the house name for a margarita.
by Jackalope Hunter April 1, 2010
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by Jack Dylan Grazer November 21, 2017
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by D42HIKE! June 13, 2008
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Jack Barakat:(n.) an EXTREMELY gorgeous guitarist for an AMAZING band, All Time Low. He and Alex Gaskarth (lead singer, lead guitarist) recruited Rian Dawson (drummer) and Zack Merrick (bass guitarist) and the four went on tour, immediately becoming a crowd favorite with their winning personalities and amazing talents. Jack has started his own clothing line for Glamour Kills (JAGK) and is possible the most popular member of the band. Well, besides Alex:) Jack is very random and funny and, although he plays guitar, it does not necessarily mean that he is good at it;) He jokes around about everything, from Alex's curvy, blue penis to herpes to fish. You can find out what other things Jack and the rest of the band joke about in interviews on Youtube. just type in "All Time Low Interviews" and go from there:)
Jack Barakat:(n.) an EXTREMELY gorgeous guitarist for an AMAZING band, All Time Low. He and Alex Gaskarth (lead singer, lead guitarist) recruited Rian Dawson (drummer) and Zack Merrick (bass guitarist) and the four went on tour, immediately becoming a crowd favorite with their winning personalities and amazing talents. Jack has started his own clothing line for Glamour Kills (JAGK) and is possible the most popular member of the band. Well, besides Alex:) Jack is very random and funny and, although he plays guitar, it does not necessarily mean that he is good at it;) He jokes around about everything, from Alex's curvy, blue penis to herpes to fish. You can find out what other things Jack and the rest of the band joke about in interviews on Youtube. just type in "All Time Low Interviews" and go from there:)
by sarahmichelle:) April 4, 2009
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