dont-smile-itis 

when a girl looks really fine but her teeth are ugly. usually she smiles without bearing her crooked creatures in pictures.

josh: omg did you see kelsey? she’s so bad.
jacob: don’t get too excited. she has dont-smile-itis
josh: i’d still tap

dont-smile-itis by jp8 June 16, 2019

Sandy Vagina-itis-otis 

When a person acts like he (or she) has sand in their Tight
7 year old Vagina.
This disorder is common among those who are easily pissed off, or who are generally beleive that they are too tough to handle.
The disorder is triggered by a smart remark, which makes the vagina itch, and become scaly. After time, the vagina is rubbed dry by the sand and the carrier is really really pissed off, and has a cry. QQ.
If irritation persists, HARDEN THE FUCK UP BITCH!

Sandy Vagina-itis-otis:

Cool dude: Youre shit

FAG: No im not

Cool dude: yep youre shit

FAG: OMFG MY FUCKEN PUSSY!!!

Sandy Vagina-itis-otis by Organdonator October 24, 2007

Bust-a-nut-itis 

Derived from the slang term "the itis", which refers to the uncontrollable tendency to fall asleep after having a big meal.

Bust-a-nut-itis is the overwhelming urge men experience to fall sleep after having sex or busting a nut.

Wally: "..so when I woke up, that hoe had taken everything, my iPod, my Blackberry, credit cards..."

Buddy: "Sounds like a serious case of bust-a-nut-itis.."

" I had bust-a-nut-itis so my mom found me passed out in front of my PC with big booties on the screen, my pants around my ankles and lotion everywhere.. "

Bust-a-nut-itis by Shocker Zulu August 21, 2011

YSJK-itis 

YSJK = You Should Just Know. YSJK-itis is an infliction that can affect anyone, but it's seen most often in your girlfriend/fiancee/wife. It occurs when she's extremely pissed off at you and acting like a total bitch, but refuses to tell you why, because "you should just know."

The person afflicted is usually oblivious to the fact that the other person is completely unable to apologize or fix anything until they know what the problem is. Symptoms can persist for hours or even days.

Man 1: My girlfriend has just been insufferable lately, but no matter how I ask she refuses to tell me why.
Man 2: Sounds like she's suffering from YSJK-itis.
Man 1: Yeah, totally. I'd like to see women pull that shit with doctors or mechanics.

YSJK-itis by klopek007 February 22, 2010

Pitwah-itis

A symptom in which the subject is prone to the feeling of uneasiness when objects are out of place, and are prone to fixing it. Much like a perfectionnist although too lazy to fix most things. Side effects may include, growing of white hair, things that come out of the subject's mouth being "naughty" and being constantly stressed.

An example of Pitwah-itis is waking up in the morning and going, "MORNING WORLD! I'M PITWAH NICE TO MEET YOU!"

Pitwah-itis by Michael Chiang June 21, 2007

smelly-dick-itis

Think about it...

Last night, I got smelly-dick-itis

smelly-dick-itis by metalshredder2 May 16, 2010

fuck face-itis 

the disease of being a fuck face

I wonder if they've found a cure for GW Bush's fuck face-itis.

fuck face-itis by amateur doc April 23, 2004