The Insult Whammy

The act of one kicking another in the balls due to an insult immediately after roasting him

Person 1: your dick is the size of a tic tac!
Person 2: no wonder your breath is so minty!
*gives person 1 the Insult Whammy*
Person 1: OWW! MY BALLS!

by Adsisme September 20, 2021

Insult Porn

Making a pornographic movie with another person to make someone jealous or insult them. Women usually request the man to make the film, but if you are a man the sluttier the women the more likely she will be willing to make an insult porn. In order to protect your identities while making the insult porn position the camera at an angle where your heads aren't view able, but you will still be recognizable to the person you intend to insult.

This man I didn't like wouldn't leave me alone, so I decided to make an insult porn with a man I preferred in order to get the point across.

by BaconMastert September 21, 2016

Small dick as an insult

A form of sexism that is use to keep men at a form of lower status.

Hym "Yeah, women use small dick as an insult al the time. There is all sorts of female sexists and now it too late. I don't care what happens to you. If you aren't fucking you. Do. Not. Matter. Why!? Because if I'm not fucking I DO NOT MATTER!"

by Hym Iam September 27, 2023

If you're going to insult my intelligence

Then I'm going to deliberately misinterpret the events that transpire and even falsified my interpretation of events.

Retard "If you're going to insult my intelligence-"

Hym "INTELLIGENCE!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OK! WHAT INTELLIGENCE!? HA! Yeah! Look guys, if you're going to insult my big fat cock, I'm just done with you OK? If you're going to insult my giant dick... I'm gonna be super mad about it, OK? Ahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 3, 2025

Family Insult

A family insult is a insult in which needs a type of family member include starting with " Ur " then follows up with a family member. A example for this will be shown on the bottom. * Note * Saying these will help you radiate virgin energy

/Beta Variants Below\

- Ur mom
- Ur dad
- Ur uncle
- Ur aunt
- Ur grandma
- Ur grandpa

/Delta Variants Below\

- Ur family tree
- Ur ancestors
- Ur cousin
- Ur nephew

And I think thats all.

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur mom felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur dad felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur cousin felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur uncle felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur family tree felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur aunt felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur grandma felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur grandpa felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur nephew felt good eating my dick "

" Hey Jim last night felt so good eating those meals "

" Ur ancestor felt good eating my dick "

Are all the type of Family Insults <---- ( coulda thought of a better name :(

by UhhFUCK June 22, 2022

Insult

Way of pissing someone off

"Oi fracky"
"Yeah?"
"You're a cunt."
"Wow I've been insulted "

by Chip27373 January 1, 2022

National Insult Your BFF DAY

On October 9th, you shall insult your BFF and try to make them as angry as possible before saying " I love you" at midnight. Socks on of course.

You a bitch for not going with me to the movies today. (National Insult Your BFF DAY)

by George Bartnickle October 9, 2022