jacob inserts penis here

Where a gay kid inserts his penis into mens asses, often because women turn him back due to his micro penis.

Jacob inserts penis here, said the narrator of the micro dick story.

by Conz2585 November 23, 2013

insert verb here

(multiple orgasims) when typing, to add actions, insert the desired action (interpritive dance) in parenthetical notation to give the other conversationalist (OOGABOOGA) an often humorous image in their minds eye. (throwing TV off of a building). often funniest if action has nothing to do at all whatsoever with the subject of speech.

"Dude I want to bang her like none other! (irish jig)"

by bert_fegg June 3, 2004

(insert object) me up

When One is about to perform an act, they shall say the place/object that this involves to indicate that tehy are about to perform this task. This phrase also refers to someone asking for something.

Bathroom/french fry/homework/apple me up!

by BG Daniel May 13, 2005

Intertard

An internet retard. Someone that fails, typically in an epic fashion, at the internet. Also, a replacement term for noob , to identify someone as stupid, lame, or that does not know what they are talking about.

Yo, intertard, gtfo.
* intertard has been kicked from #leet

by Alphasee May 1, 2008

tactical insertion

1. tactically inserting ones tool into an area of interest.

2. tactically inserting ones member into a females mouth when she is passed out (or unconcious) without waking her up.

If you insert your member flacid you can proceed to wake her up with a strong erection tickling her throat in the best way possible.

3. Tactically inserting your dick into a hoe without her knowing.

1. I woke JANE up this morning with a perfectly executed tactical insertion. And to add to that I covered her eyes with my ball sack and proceeded to play "guess who" as a shot my load with force on her tonsils.

by MR. FELCHER January 30, 2010

intertainable

Obtainable on the internet.

A: Hey, did you get Mr. Harper's worksheet?

B: No, what's the name of it? I think it's probably intertainable.

by the linus August 30, 2010

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use this if you cant think of a word but you want to buy a fricking mug in this website and recall if your life has worth to society and the universe itself

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by quackag May 9, 2021