Inflation

When even with more money today, you can only afford to buy fewer goods and services than in the past—your future buying power is reduced as basic necessities like food, water, and gas get dearer each time.

Inflation explains why the price of a math book in 1960 was 30 cents, but the same type of book today costs 30 dollars, or why a ten dollars’ worth of cookies today only cost 30 cents half a century ago.

by MathPlus January 4, 2019

Turtle infatuation

To be so obsessed with turtles one actually says, "I like turtles." all of the time. Turtles are everything and anything to that person and without turtles in their life that person may perhaps perish. It is easy to spot out a turtle infatuator by the way they talk or the clothing they wear.

johnathon just got a great face paint job, what do you think? I like turtles... Man you have a turtle infatuation

by sackmaster93 July 24, 2009

infatucoma

An Infatucoma is defined as the period of time during which a guy ditches his friends in favor of his new girlfriend. This is often accompanied by total telephonic unreachability.

With luck, he will emerge from the Infatucoma and return to his friends to realise the error of his ways. The unlucky are never seen again.

Dude 1 - "Hey, I can't get hold of XXXX on the phone and I've not seen him in a lifetime - what's going on?"

Dude 2 - "Yeah, I heard he's been in an Infatucoma since last September!"

by woofbarkdonkey October 23, 2007

inflatuation

Liking the smell of your own farts too much.

"Aww, dude, that's rank", said the girl, waving her hands back and forth. "It's not so bad, in fact, I kinda like it", replied Zach, who clearly had a bad case of inflatuation.

by TomSlick August 30, 2011

proximity infatuation

Constant close quarters lead to intense attraction.
This was first explained by Zelda Gilroy to Dobie Gillis in the 1959-1963 TV series, The Many Loves Of Dobie Gillis, except Zelda called it "Propinquity."

I am experiencing proximity infatuation right now.
Me, thinking about F colleague: She is beautiful. I want to...I want to....(you know what)

F colleague: Says nothing, how is she supposed to know what I am thinking? Is SHE thinking the same thing?
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First, of all, I'm not that sure she IS beautiful, but it doesn't matter any more, I am infatuated. My wife would not approve of any of this and does not need to know. It's not going anywhere, anyway. Sigh.

by Straight Shooter April 30, 2008

Infact

It is the retarded and incorrect way of spelling "In Fact". It is a common misconception like "alot".

Friend 1: Hey mate you here about that new iPhone?
Friend 2: Yea the iPhone 5?
Friend 1: Yea the fifth in series.
Friend 2: Well you may think it is the iPhone 5 but infact it is actually the sixth in the series.
Friend 1: Yea well... Fuck you that's what.
Friend 2: Owned.

by Its Mackey November 15, 2012

inflator

A man or indeed woman who forces air from his mouth into a vagina inflating it. This activity is usually followed by an almighty quif a few moments later.

Toby, the inflator, inflated alex's vagina so hard she got an embolism and died.

by Toby "The INFLATOR" May 5, 2006