Husbandalitus

a disease which causes the patient to obsess over marriage and go psycho about it..

Deepika is suffering extreme 'husbandalitus'.

by MedhaV September 27, 2011

husbanger

Husbanger is a made up title, although used quite often it is not found in the dictionary. A husbanger is a "contraction" word if you will. Husbanger is the combination of husband + manager. A husbanger is your spouse who also doubles as your manager in some capacity. I have a cake business and my husband is my husbanger. Husbanger job duties can vary depending on what the nature of the business is. Hope that helps a little.

My husbanger is in charge of scheduling all meetings.

by Mom of three April 12, 2016

Husband shit

When a man (usually one married with children) takes his phone, iPad or any other electronic device and sits on the toilet for at least a half hour. Sometimes he has to shit, sometimes he doesn't. If he does shit the time spent is not appropriate for a healthy human being. Either way it is a method of avoiding responsibility.

John just went to take a husband shit so we won't see him for at least a half hour.

by VerbalGrl715 December 11, 2017

hubab

Hubab is an amazing ass guy. You would be very lucky to have a friend like hubab. He is a very loving, funny and, amazing guy. If you ever get the chance to marry a hubab you better they are a keeper

Wow I wish I could be like hubab he gets all the girls!

by Haumbianba May 27, 2018

Husband Hunting

Husband Hunting

When a woman’s top priority in life is to find a husband by going to any and all singles oriented events. Very common in conservative Catholic Culture.

Mary Ellen: How did your week go?
Linda: Just another week filled going to nightly events Husband Hunting but to no avail.

by Slabshack November 28, 2018

husbamds

The stronger word for husbands; meaning longer time periods and happier memories. Also the drunk misspelling on husbands.

Man, me and Jeri have become husbamds only five days after we became husbands!

by ratzak July 20, 2019

Husbando

A slang term for a male anime character. Used when showing appreciation for/favoritism of a fictional character.

Light Yagami is my husbando, I wish I was as intelligent as him

by Amoris October 2, 2022