She didn't really feel like fooling around last night so she just gave me a ho-hummer. It wasn't that great.
by Red D July 14, 2011

by Skank_Bacon May 31, 2018

All Hummer owners should be sent to Iraq. They want the oil so bad they can get it their damned selves.
by Sam is a Dick April 3, 2007

(Verb) Its when a girl with a bearded face proceeds to wrap her lips around a males genitalia and provides a "Humming" noise/action with her lips. Her facial hair than rubs against the males skin, causing a cuddly hummer.
Hey dude I received a cuddly hummer last night from this girl, she had more hair on her face than I do on my body! Try it some time!
by Cross067 April 7, 2009

Hummer Of The Week is An on air segment to play new rock, it's only heard on FM99, Hampton Roads' Rock station.
by newrockerofda757 December 18, 2018

When somebody instead of sucking your penis sucks on your asshole until they get shit in their mouth and then they go spit it in the toilet
Also known as a Chinese Blowjob
Also known as a Chinese Blowjob
by batch123 June 2, 2009
