horizontal safety dance

The act of banging a dame to with a condom, snickers wrapper, or any kind of protection.

I banged cindy last night, but we had to horizontal safety dance cause she done got that herp.

by pack-a-punch a pack-a-punch March 30, 2011

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horizontal phobia

pronounced: *WHORE*-IZ-ON-TAL-FOE-BEE-UH...DUH...OMG THAT LIKE SO TOTALLY RHYMED....THE best gothic band ever....

i dunno dude i have to do too many other gothic-like things to think of an example...

by i dont remember my name..i bumped my head on a wall and forgot it..where am i? is this heaven? April 22, 2005

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Horizontal mattress party

The sensation of having A Sex party horizontally on a mattress with your significant other.

Elizabeth: yo Tim did you hear Max and Lisa upstairs last night?"

Tim : Yeah I sure did I think they were having a horizontal horizontal mattress party "

by Kielbiski October 20, 2016

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Horizontal coin slot

The direction of a chinese woman vagina hole runs opposite of normal women vaginas..

That chinks horizontal coin slot looks just like her eyes.

by TWIZZrx January 29, 2018

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Horizontal Butt Crack

The horizontal crack formed between a womans butt and her upper leg. Usually, this crack is found in latino, or african women. A pseudo crack can be created when a woman is wearing pants that create the allusion of a HBC.

Jennifer Lopez, sumo wrestlers. Used in speech: "Dude, she has no boobs, but did you see her Horizontal Butt Crack"

by riversabound October 18, 2010

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