Ew-Hetero!

What your queer friends call your straight friends to annoy them *cough cough*

*Queer friends talking*
*straight friend comes over*
Straight friend: Hey guys
Queer friends run away screaming: Ew-Hetero!

by TheGingerQUiRe February 15, 2019

jimmy heater

A part of the extensive Friday Beers vocabulary which means a cigarette. A Jimmy Heater and a Johnny Heavy go hand in hand.

Hey, I need myself a jimmy heater to take the edge off.
Might as well throw in a couple Johnny heavies while we’re at it.

by iLoveBeerAndDarts May 7, 2020

heater

another word for a cigarette

"i know heater prices in new york are ridiculous but let me bum a heater bro"

by soxsfan58 May 5, 2009

heterodominant bi

A bisexual who is more on the hetero side. An hetero bi-curious is often nothing other than an undiscovered heterodominant bi.

I am an heterodominant bi, and you?

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004

heteroerotic

1. Of or concerning heterosexual (opposite-sex) love and desire.

Person #1: Have you seen "1 Night in Paris"?
Person #2: Yeah! It was so heteroerotic.

by Secret Fire September 16, 2006

Heterofascist

A mentally unstable, uneducated, reich-wing anti-gay piece of savage elephant shit with an arrogant, uncivilized, inhuman, grotesque superiority and control complex that results in the barbaric desire to illegally interfere in and control the personal and public lives of LGBT humans beings against their (LGBT's) free will through law.

The blood thirsty Nazi filth Tony PerKKKins of the ignorantly misnamed "Family Research Council" is a heterofascist.

by Liberty999 May 17, 2015

peter-heater

A term used by surfers to describe when they urinate in their wetsuits to relieve themselves and keep warm.

It was getting pretty cold out in the line-up, so i pulled a peter-heater and warmed right up.

by Michael Joshua May 26, 2005