helmet on loose

refering to having a few screws loose
senseless, acting like a retard
as the train came across the tressle an idiot was sitting on the tracks he then got scared and fell off and landed right in a big pile of horse shit and the conductor stuck his head out the window as he stopped and yelled out "dont play on the train tressel with your helmet on loose"
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com November 02, 2007
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mudd helmet

The small amount of fecal matter left on the tip of your penis after anal sex, resembling a small mudd helmet
Dude, I fuckin love anal, but maaan, i hate removing the mudd helmet!!
by mechy20 July 12, 2006
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Dildo Helmet

clearly, a helmet with a dildo on it. useful for dildoing with your head.
"bitch, strap on yo dildo helmet and dildo the hell outta that ho!"
by kokoXcore September 22, 2008
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helmet pincher

one who masturbates at least 10 times a week.
we asked craig to go to the City tonight, but he said he'd rather stay home and be a helmet pincher.
by rich April 26, 2004
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Shower Helmet

This can be considered a noun or adjective. This is very similar to a hair bonnet that people, typically black people, wear to bed. However a new term has been coined by the very famous Ac7ionman. A Shower Helmet is something that not only black people can wear but anyone. A shower helmet can be worn in the shower (to prevent getting it wet ) or to bed (to prevent friction thus reducing frizz and/or spilt ends).
Why cant white people wear shower helmets?
by BlueSkiesN June 17, 2023
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Spicy Helmet

This is when you put Tabasco or other hot sauce on your penis and then have intercourse with a female.
She didn't have dinner ready when he got home, so he gave her a spicy helmet later that night as a punishment.
by Spicy Helmet July 20, 2010
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helmet scrubbing

the act of sucking dick
synonym of blow job, and beanie waxing
brianna was helmet scrubbing on some stranger, when her man walked in and proceeded to smack his bitch up.
by tom & amy May 26, 2004
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