Skip to main content

ban hamster

The "ban hamster" is a slang term for internet message boards.

"Hitting someone with the ban hamster" or "unleashing the ban hamster" is when a moderator or administrator of a message board bans somebody from posting,usually because of repeated terms of service violations,or in some cases just because they disagree with what the poster is saying.
1-time for you to meet the ban hamster,find another message board to post on.

2-Crimson Mask unleashed the ban hamster on me yesterday because I called him a name he didn't like.
by bonpenserio March 13, 2009
mugGet the ban hamster mug.

hamster

by hairbrush July 22, 2003
mugGet the hamster mug.
Related Words

Spank the Hamster

Ted: I'ma go Spank the Hamster for no reason.
Dilbert: 'Kay.
by fubsish August 14, 2009
mugGet the Spank the Hamster mug.

Stringy Hamster

The stringy hamster is where a woman is menstruating and the male who hasn't shaved in a few days puts his face next to her vagina and her blood leaks on to his face resembling a violated hamster
Sometimes i wish we could share a Stringy Hamster
by SHENZILLA December 18, 2010
mugGet the Stringy Hamster mug.

Hamster Wheel Brain

When your brain runs about some issue over and over again and won't stop, just like a hamster running in its exercise wheel. It keeps running, but doesn't get anywhere.
I'm having such hamster wheel brain about whether or not to take this job offer.
by dward May 30, 2004
mugGet the Hamster Wheel Brain mug.

hampster with a gun

Pretty much self-explanitory. If you see a hampster with a gun, you might want to get the hell out of there, cuz they are pretty mean shots.
Guy 1-"Holy sh*t, that fuggin hampster had an MP5!!!"
by EmuHerder March 2, 2005
mugGet the hampster with a gun mug.

hamster rating system

A form of rating women as compared to ramming the equivalent number of hamsters up your bum.
Boy oh boy that girl was so hot, she's worth 18 hamsters
by Nicky G May 4, 2003
mugGet the hamster rating system mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email