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Happy- Crush

A happy crush is a description of a person you admire happily but don't have real feelings for them other than little romantic admiration.

A one-sided romance that you don't mind at all.

You can use it to whatever context you like. But don't confuse it with a crush
Jack's just a Happy- Crush; it's no big deal that he has a girlfriend now.
by realcath March 6, 2019
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HappyPlace

im leaving to go to my HappyPlace
by wizard webster June 5, 2015
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Happy Japing

Japing (wanking into an old or new sock) followed by slapping people who are younger round you with this dirty sock. Invented by the 2007 Ryle House Lower 6th. Founded by Joe Carr-Hill
Hey higgins i think we should go happy japing.
Yeah go on that would be a right laugh. I think we should get the 4th form
Great idea you assclown! Now Suck my ridges!
by Assclown United December 12, 2007
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Happy On Tuesday

Code for describing someone as Hot!
Man: Damn! She's happy on Tuesday!!!
by Brian Ried April 24, 2008
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hapology

Hapology is a half-hearted apology.

It represents an apology which doesn't mean much. Like saying 'sorry' when you don't mean it.

For example, you've just had a round of beer with your friends and when you reach home your wife vents her fury on you! She is almost about to hit you with your baseball bat when you say sorry to avoid physical damage.

That is a hapology.
I had to tender an hapology for hitting that fat lady, but really, give me a chance and I'll do that again.
by Tantanoo November 4, 2009
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Happy-Endist

A person with a 100% positive attitude towards life. Everything with a doubtful ending is supposed to turn out perfectly fine.

Noun: Happy Endism
"There are happy-endists everywhere!"

- Typical phrase of a happy-endist: "Everything is gonna be alright."
- The end of the World will never come. And if it does - against all odds - the post-end-era will be even better than the World before.
by FrauLaura September 30, 2012
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Happy sploosh-year

When you are having sex or jerking off on New Year's Eve and you climax exactly at midnight.
I celebrated a happy sploosh-year last night.
by Jsummers33 December 9, 2016
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