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Handsome Bill 

Being the best-looking guy at your job, often attracting unwanted sexual advances from co-workers. So-called due to the potential for others slipping paper currency in the back of one's pants.
Dude, that Mike is such a Handsome Bill, Kathy slipped him a 20 yesterday.

Don't be made because I got the raise instead of you, I'm the Handsome Bill around here.

Don't even come in here acting like you're the Handsome Bill, you haven't had a date in months.
Handsome Bill by ThaRu October 1, 2012
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handsome staff

The act of designating the best looking staff member on a work team to complete a task by leaning on their good looks and charm.
The finance department was unlikely to approve the budget so we sent handsome staff (Jonathan) to convince them to unlock the funds.
handsome staff by #ThatGuy1982 September 13, 2016

Handsome Geoff 

I want me some Handsome Geoff, he got skills girl!
Handsome Geoff by Mt.Uranus October 10, 2016

handsome brother 

Crisykins, a boy who doubts his self image, but is cute or whatevaaaa.
These hoes agree that my brother is handsome.

Did you see Christian? He’s handzome.

What a handsome brother!
handsome brother by itsapranklol January 4, 2018

handsome silver fox

Harry Styles definition of attractive, handsome, beautiful. This moment when he called that man was probably once in a lifetime, so please, everybody appreciate it.
sir, may i say, I know i’m at a distance ... you are a handsome silver fox.”

handsome feline 

Any cat that you are physically attracted too, (usually male), and would like to start a relationship with.
Person 1: “hey dude, you see that handsome feline over there?”

Person 2: “ya i’d Smash

handsome feline 

Any cat (usually male), that you are physically attracted to and would be willing to start a relationship with.
Person 1: “you see that handsome feline over there?”
Person 2: “ya i’d smash