A soapy handjob describes the benefits of a hand car wash over a fully automatic version. A soapy handjob delivers exceptional results resulting in the owner sensing a high level of ecstasy at the conclusion of the soapy handjob.
Hey Jim that car is filthy mate get it round the garage for a fully automated car wash.
No chance Bob I much prefer a soapy handjob mate. After its done I feel on top of the World.
No chance Bob I much prefer a soapy handjob mate. After its done I feel on top of the World.
by Record breaking Powerhouse. June 20, 2017
Get the soapy handjobmug. It’s when you get a handjob from a… wait its not that i just looked it up, its a job on a farm apparently. That’s lame
by Crackhead Craigslist March 18, 2022
Get the Farm Handjobmug. When a man is on all fours and his significant other jerks his cock from behind, and for bonus points eats his ass at the same time.
Man 1: Yo Brian's mom wants to milk my cock like a cow tonight!
Brian: Hey! Isn't that a backdoor handjob?
Brian: Hey! Isn't that a backdoor handjob?
by 4skinFrank August 6, 2016
Get the Backdoor Handjobmug. a girl named megan that gives herself way too much credit for having a "witty" personality, but the only thing witty about her is the irrelevant verb hyfinated in to her name...she's decently cool as well
Hey Meg-handjob, could you shut up.
by ceeg10inches October 5, 2015
Get the meg-handjobmug. "Just mixed milk and hotsauce, and it was a real handjob salad."
"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."
"I wish we could hang out with Beck and Josh by themselves. When they're together it ends up being a real handjob salad."
by drsanchez January 25, 2016
Get the handjob saladmug. by rapydave May 5, 2015
Get the elven handjobmug. The typical Edmonton Hooker's specialty as coined by the Canadian edition of "Cards Against Humanity"
What were you up to last night?
You know, the usual. I did get an icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker, though.
You know, the usual. I did get an icy handjob from an Edmonton hooker, though.
by ChillyColdCanadian April 4, 2019
Get the icy handjobmug.