doodoo hammock 

When your buttcrack hairs get so long and tangled, they make a hammock for your turd.

Me: Dude! I took the gnarliest poop the other day but not all of my shit hit the water. I had to pinch and pull.

Friend: Have you trimmed your ass hairs lately?
Me: No. WTF?

Friend: Yeah man, sometimes your ass hairs grow and get tangled. You must have some serious doodoo hammocks goin on.

doodoo hammock by TurdAlert July 25, 2014

pudding hammock 

When you try to fart but instead you shit your pants

Jim had a pudding hammock during gym

pudding hammock by The8 November 20, 2015

Gravy Hammock

Slang for having runny feces trapped in (normally) whitey tighties.

I couldn't make it to the bathroom, so I ended up with a gravy hammock.

Gravy Hammock by jihadorbust April 8, 2016

Turd Hammock 

When your ass hair is so thick it catches your turds.

Gotta shave my ass hair because I'm growing a turd hammock

Turd Hammock by Kunnifcuckiff January 9, 2017

poo hammock

When you need to poo and dont want people to hear so you place some toilet paper in the loo to dampen the drop.

I dont want my boyfriend to hear me pooing. Why dont you create a poo hammock to catch it.

poo hammock by Zer0cha0s January 19, 2017

dusty hammock 

When you haven't had sex for a really long time.

I've nae had a ride in 10 months, I've got a well dusty hammock.

dusty hammock by Tiffany Diamond April 6, 2017

Bean hammock 

A racist term that is suggestive towards people of Latino descent

God, look at those bean hammocks over there. Too bad Trump is sending them back to their taco shacks:

Bean hammock by Bigdaddychease May 31, 2017