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Shaved Hamster

Rock Band out of Fort lauderdale, FL. USA. Founding members are Stewart Jennings and Amy T. Baxter. Produced by Scott Putesky AKA Daisy Berkowitz; co-founder and former lead guitarist for Marilyn Manson.
Experience Shaved Hamster's diverse sounds when you go from upbeat, wave hello to your neighbors with a smile to the creeping, dark, bittersweet sound that is sure to lure you in.
by Billy Shakes June 4, 2010
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hamster fetus

what you say when you are put in an awkward position and you want to change the subject quickly
Person #1: what color are you testicles?

Person #2: hamster fetus
by gunterleezer May 8, 2005
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hide the hamster

1. Anal sex

2. Practice among gay men where a live (presumably live)
hamster is inserted by one man into the anus of another man, using some sort of tube to expand the opening of the rectum in order for the hamster to fit. Gerbils may be used as a substitute.
1. Wanna come over and play hide the hamster?

2. During a game of hide the hamster, Bob has his colon
chewed out by the critter.
by Way More Awesomer March 10, 2008
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hamster

a meat dish served by contractor KBR (Kellogg, Brown and Root) to US soldiers in Iraq consisting of deep fried chicken cordon bleu, which based on its size, shape and color looks remarkably like a small furry animal commonly called a hamster.
by a solder standing in the KBR chow line, "I'll have two hamsters please."
by joe californian December 20, 2007
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ass hamster

Self explanatory. To achieve sexual bliss, some sodomites use hamsters inserted into their rectums. Hence, the term 'Ass Hamster.'
by hambo von hampsterdam September 24, 2003
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Ass Hamsters

1: (n) Crabs in one's anus.

2: (v) When someone inserts a PVC pipe into one's anus and allows rodents of many shapes and sizes crawl up into the others colon.
1: Damn my ass itches, I think I may have ass hamsters!

2: Johnny was ass hamstered by those guys in gym class
by Derrick Moran November 2, 2008
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ghetto hamster

A racial slur directed at a black child (a disposible pet).
*white child* mom we need a new ghetto hamster my old one began to steal things.
by Colonal Sanders July 5, 2003
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