grumpy pussy

1. Just like it sounds.
2. An intoxicated cat.

1. Well, I thoguht I was going to get some last night, but I found nothing but GRUMPY PUSSY!

2. Meowwwww

by TheGrumpyPussyinator October 8, 2003

grumpy goose

to be overly grumpy and yelling at people on the internet for no reason like Taylor "Southern" Pomeroy.

Tayler - "YOUR SO DUMB, WHY CANT U HIT HIM ONCE, I HIT HIM IN THE FOOT 4 TIMES WITH AK"

Tyzr - "Your just a grumpy goose, its for fun"

by killminder October 16, 2008

Grumpy Chicken Nugget

A man who wears a chicken hat on his head whilst watching in boredom.

Person #1: Hey! You look bored, nice chicken hat by the way.
Person#2: Thank's, but yeah, I'm a grumpy chicken nugget!

by thechickenmister94 November 8, 2011

Grumpy Sound Guy

A grumpy sound guy is a live event audio engineer who has been plagued by ridiculous situations and silly questions over the years so he finally puts up a false front face that he is really angry so people will avoid interaction with him so he can just do his job. The epitome of a grumpy sound guy is someone like Mike Toth of Arizona who has mastered this feature.

Please remember that the sound guy doesn't know where the bathroom is, what time your child's choir is performing at another stage, or when the next show is.

That Mike Toth is just a grumpy sound guy...unless you know him personally.

by Notorious Chicka May 25, 2019

Bust A Grumpy

To ejaculate until you can’t feel your penis anymore

I was so horny yesterday I had to go and bust a grumpy

by Mymomsinsane05 December 22, 2020

pumping a grumpy

1. fucking the shit out of an old dude until he has a heart attack

2. tryin to insert your dick into a frisky squirrel.

"I caught that whore fucking my grandpa!"
"Yeah man, she was pumping a grumpy"

"Last night i was pumping a grumpy, and the mother fucker bit me"

by Big Jerms August 23, 2005

The Grumpy Chicken

When your getting a blowjob and try to sneak out a fart that turns into diarrhea, and then you hold her head there and make her finish.

Susan was givin me a BJ and I thought I could sneak a fart out....turns out I was wrong. I had to give her The Grumpy Chicken.

by Spider 0895 July 27, 2010