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grammar mountie

Someone who gently corrects your grammar.

Unlike a grammar nazi, who wishes to exterminate the errors in your ways (and possibly you along with them!), every grammar mountie is as calm and reassuring as their namesake, the beloved and gentle members of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police.
Turns out that I am dating a grammar mountie! She doesn't even mention it when I misuse a word in a sentence, she'll just use that word appropriately later and then smootch me when I recognize her tactful lesson. We will have many, well adjusted children who will win local spelling bees.
by nothing exciting December 30, 2016
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Grammar Soviet

A moderator that values correct English but won't correct people only ban those who infringe too much.
Often a single use of 1337 5p34k will be met with a ban.
Multiple infringements of poor grammar use or a wall of text riddled with terrible grammar are also likely to result in a ban.

Not to be confused with a Grammar Nazi as Grammar Nazis tend to be helpful.
Not to be confused with people who are terrible at grammar, see "Grammar Jew".
Alice: "careful of your word choice here, the moderator is a Grammar Soviet."

Grammar Jew: "1337 5p34k 43v3r!"
<Grammar Jew was banned>
by EndlessFire May 24, 2018
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kth grammer rule

A southern grammer rule in certain dialects when you say something that ends with a hard k sound followed by a word starting with Th the th is rendered unnecessary due to a resonance that can occur in some,regions. Caused by the deep twang of the dialect
Using the kth grammer rule to. Direct some one one May sayHey dont do it like 'at try doing it like 'is here
by Bejus h Christ May 1, 2021
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correcter grammer

correcter gramer is grammer thatis correcter
you = yuo
your = yrou
you're = yro'ue
contractions = both words without a space (doesn't = doesnot, won't = willnot) (doesnot include yro'ue)
13 = thirteen
every sentence is in lowercase (with some exceptions for specific names with uppercase characters in the middle)
punctuation outside of commas are rarely utilized
two word verbose insults are common (deluded fool, repulsive heathen, innocent fledgling)
profanity is rarely utilized
no = nno
yes = yyes
what the fuck = wgat vcr cfkc (or any semblance of the phrase with smashed keys)
rarely utilize abirritations, instead calling them by their full name
innocent fledgling: are you braindead?
personal shield generator: itis correcter grammer
innocenter fledgling: wtf is that???
personal shield generator: deluded fool
by Personal Shield Generator August 24, 2023
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Grammar nazzi

A phrase used by the grammatically impaired to identify those who can in fact use proper English. A misspelling of the phrase "Grammar Nazi".
idiot: omg wtfukz00r, your such a grammar nazzi!
Grammar Nazi: It's spelled "you're" and "Nazi".
by TransistorsGoneWild May 2, 2006
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grammar-lisciousness

an effect of being completely and totally lisciously wonderful at grammar; a liscious-like cool grammar teacher or fanatic
Jessica Biel and Beyonce love Mr. Babinec and his grammar-lisciousness.
by Abby B. October 13, 2006
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grammar butthole

A douche-bag who thinks he's intellectually superior to everyone else, but only possesses enough neural connections to point out simple grammatical or syntax errors that nobody cares about. Usually someone who didn't pay enough attention in grade school and thought they were God's gift to everyone else, but may have picked up a grammar rule or two on accident.
My grammar butthole professor failed my term paper because I incorrectly used some semicolons.
by Gio208 September 18, 2010
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