The grampening

A point in ones life which takes place after the normal adult stage and before the "always has a bowl of expired werthers originals" stage in which a person is grumpy and unpleased all the time

"Hey have you guys talked to Jim lately? He seems really grumpy ... I think he's going through the grampening"

by grampening victim June 1, 2017

Ur Gramps has cramps

This is like your Granny's a tranny but instead it's your Gramps and he has cramps. Every time this is said a black hole appears and swallows one of the planets.

Johnny: Timmy your gay and your a loser.

Timmy: Guess what

Johnny: what fag

Timmy: Ur Gramps has cramps
*Johnny implodes*

by Filopthe69th March 14, 2018

Poosi Gasp

Basically queef but better.

jessica: omg i just had a poosi gasp
tom:
whatthefuck

by im_a_tAuRUs July 26, 2022

Glaspy

verb meaning to be amazing, awesome, sexy, or perfect, also known as turtle, contrary to what the turtle entry on this web site says.

man that was so glaspy, meaning that was so awesome

by Red Cat May 26, 2006

Le Gasp!

This is an E-gasp.Used when someone is appauled or offended.

"I'm cheating on you."
"Le Gasp!"

by Jaimey September 22, 2005

Gasper

A person who enjoys to be choked while engaging in sexual relations with themselves or others.

Brett French could’ve brought a hot girl home from the bar but he reminded her that he is a Gasper and likes to be choked while fucked.

by Jack&Fuck December 11, 2018

Gasp For Cum

When you are masturbating under a blanket or in a sleeping bag and when you begin to orgasm you frantically claw your way out.

Mom: What are you doing son!?

Dad: Don't worry honey, it's just a gasp for cum

by Caseyds620 November 5, 2010