to get chaired

To use a singular leg of a chair as a dick to get railed by. Depending on the size of the leg, it may appear to others in your stomach area

To get chaired tutorial!!

twitter.com/cigsfortheig/status/1373978783963738115?s=19

by fluffyjacob May 9, 2022

DORA I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME

What you say when you are REALLY drunk and found a little girl...

DORA I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME!

by abigfatlittlekid February 17, 2017

annoying little brother is trying to get into your discord

An annoying sibling/brother that is trying to get into your discord account without your consent

You: bro my annoying little brother is trying to get into your discord
Your friend: broo thats fucked up

by Kemist stonks March 7, 2021

Once you name it, you get attached to it

You grow an emotional attachment to a person, animal, or objects if you give it a name.

Mike Wazowski: You're not supposed to name it. Because once you name it, you get attached to it!

by Angelina S. August 9, 2019

First To Comment, Last To Get Laid

When a Facebook user trolls the person that insisted they were the first to comment on a public photo

Someone writes "First!!!", a comment later "First To Comment, Last To Get Laid".

by qdnh92 October 17, 2012

to get jf'd

(JIFF-ed)

Being told the dreaded "just friends;" When a girl, especially one that you are fond of, tells you that you are just friends.

"Yo i was so close to getting Olivia last night, but I didn't know i was about to get jf'd. FML."

by eSKape March 13, 2009

how to get ladies

Say, I have a big dick

This is how to get ladies
"I have a big dick."
Lady, "Lets go fuck

by thepower32 December 15, 2016