Your Mom Goes to College

The most retarded insult ever, said by the character Kip in the movie Napoleon Dynamite(2004).

Deb: "Is there anyone else here? I'm trying to earn money for college."
Kip: (In the background) "Your mom goes to college!"

by Fluffyinsanity January 12, 2005

nose goes

BEST GAME EVER. if you do not want to do something like cleaning or getting off your lazy ass for cake then you touch your nose and say "nose goes" and the last person to do that, must be non lazy.

hanch: "i want cake...::touches nose:: nose goes!!!
alana: ::touches nose:: "nose goes!!!"
emily: ::touches nose:: "nose goes!!!"
nikkii: "damn it!" ::walks into kitchen, gets big cake::

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

Mai ROFLCOPTER goes SOISOISOI

The sound a ROFLCOPTER makes when taking off.

Mai ROFLCOPTER goes SOISOISOI is the best term evar.

by XMASTERRYAN August 17, 2010

so it goes

an expression showing regret used in two different occasions: Either when simple plans do not work out, or when the universe cosmically fucks you over. Vonnegut stole it from some french author, and popularized it in Slaughterhouse Five.

1.
"did you meet up with those kids?"
"No, they went home."
"ah, so it goes"

2.
"So you avoided hitting a deer while driving only to run into a tree?"
"Yes."
"So it goes."

by theinfamoushw January 3, 2009

how goes it

How goes it is a phrase recoined in suburban California, near Folsom. The true reviver of this phrase is not known, but we are sure to find him/her out soon.

"How goes it?"
"It goes good"

by Annonymus to you September 20, 2005

nose goes

A way of determining who has to do a task, such as close a door or turn off a light after everyone is seated. To call 'nose goes', you simply place your index finger on your nose, and say "nose goes". The last person to call 'nose goes' has to do the task.

Amber: "Someone turn off the light, it's putting a glare on the tv."
Everyone but Julia: "Nose goes"
Julia: "Aww, you guys suck"

by Hannah M. January 3, 2006

Steady as she goes

"Steady, As She Goes" is the debut single by the rock band The Raconteurs from their first album Broken Boy Soldiers. I consider it pretty nice, but for some reason, people hate it and get annoyed by the voice of the singer. Well, I can't stand these people. If you hate a song, just don't listen to it.

A: *listens to music on the iPod*
B: Hey dawg can I have an earmuff?
A: Uh, are you sure? You're only into rap and stuff and I don't have lots of that. And right now the next song is-
B: Yuh, yuh. Whatevs. Just gimme the earmuff.
A:Mmkay...
*Steady as she goes starts playing*
B: WHAT THE FOK IS THIS CRAP! WTF....
A: Told you.

by Hey Dora October 21, 2011