A functioning crackhead is somebody that is able to hold down a job and maintain a "normal" lifestyle while on crack, without completely sucumbing they're life to the drug.
Guy 1: For a hype, that dude sure has a decent house and job.
Guy 2: Yeah, thats because he's a functioning crackhead
Guy 2: Yeah, thats because he's a functioning crackhead
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Get the Funcomfortable mug.A person that can have many drinks, become drunk, and still function perfectly normal. It's hard to tell whether or not this person is drunk unless you ask them to recite something.
Girl: I was so drunk last night but I had a normal texting conversation with my boyfriend.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.
Other girl: That's weird but you might be a functional drunk.
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2) a. Having chaotic fun with friends that is considered socially unacceptable.
b.Midwest version of hyphy or crunk.
3) To achieve sexual deeds with someone you lust for (or fancy)
2) a. Having chaotic fun with friends that is considered socially unacceptable.
b.Midwest version of hyphy or crunk.
3) To achieve sexual deeds with someone you lust for (or fancy)
1) Tom's the funniest drunk I've ever met, I it when he gets fancy.
2) We got fancy and decided to scale the grocery store and hula hoop on the top.
3) I never thought i'd get fancy with Betty.
2) We got fancy and decided to scale the grocery store and hula hoop on the top.
3) I never thought i'd get fancy with Betty.
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that bitch drinks every f'n night and made a better grade than me on the test.
Or:
i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?
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i saw that douche torn up last night and today he acts like mr. super employee. wtf?
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