Fudge Packed By A Meat Hammer

The act of getting anal sex from a large penis

That guy Noah got his fudge packed by a meat hammer last night

by R34KindaGay November 6, 2019

mother fudge

less offensive way of saying mother fuck or mother fucker

mother fudge i left my purse in the store!
that mother fudger stole my boyfriend!

by A. Lalor August 19, 2008

dirty fudge drill

a guys dick as soon as he completes anal with a dirty bitch

bob is nasty, he says he never washes his dirty fudge drill

by pogiman315 April 22, 2011

Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory

It's a porno about a some dude's nephew bout to inherit a sex toy factory but the only way to show devotion is by fuckin' some whore in the ass!

Filthy Fucker : Yo, you got dat new Spidaman movie?

Clerk : No.

Filthy Fucker : Hm, how bout dat Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory?

Clerk : 'the fuck!?

by CumChup December 10, 2007

pack fudge

1. To anally sodomize another individual 2. To engage in homosexual activities

The expression is derived from an assumption that the receptive partner in anal coitus would have his feces, "fudge," compressed and pushed back into the gastrointestinal tract, "packed."

Leandro really got his fudge packed hard by those Nigerian guys while in immigration detention.

Adam and Steve are quite sore as a result of packing fudge all night.

Leroy does like to pack fudge; some of the other inmates call him "Papa Bear."

by Kuzow July 25, 2006

Fudge Nudger

One who "nudges", as if gently (Yeah, Right), the proverbial anal fudge.

Jeff is such a freakin' fudge nudger, don't go anywhere alone with him.

by Steve January 6, 2003

Georgia Mud Fudge

Often confused with the Dairy Queen treat, the Georgia Mud Fudge is actually, when you make a deposit of fecal matter inside someone's bed linens, and subsequently conceal the hefty load within said bedding.

Scene from Godfather... except bloody horsehead is replaced with giant, juicy deuce.

Georgia Mud Fudgee: "Man! My socks are covered in mud... I didn't sleep walk, did I?"

Gergia Mud Fudger: "Naw, man. That ain't mud, you got Georgia Mud Fudged. Dude... check this out!"

Innocent Third Party: "Dude your socks smell like shit. Quit walking around, your smearing shit everywhere."

See also: Ass Comet

by Towelliie April 12, 2009