Fudge Tracks

The remnants of an explosive fecal event, leaving liquid shit remains on the rear of the victim's trousers. Usually associated with a night of binge drinking.

"Whoa...Dugan, why are you in my kitchen with no clothes on..?"

"I need to use your washer and dryer dude, I have fudge tracks in my pants"

by the Zenith September 26, 2008

Fudge me tickle

Fudge me tickle is a nicer term in sted of saying Fuck me dead in front of your parents.

(Fudge me tickle) i just droped my pen

by Ninhendo June 21, 2009

Fudgemuffins

A cyber-friendly version of the word 'Fuck'. Also connotates to being starving.

I'm so fudgemuffinsing bored! Mmm...fudgemuffins...

by Blade Of Shadows March 16, 2011

Sofa fudge packer

To anally plunder another. Usually referring to the gay male that is the pitcher in the relationship.

Wow! My new boyfriend John is quite the Sofa Fudge Packer!

by Stingray7391 September 25, 2009

Mr. Roger's hot fudge sunday

when you take a scoop of ice cream, and then insert it into the anus or vagina, along with a cup of sprinkcles, fuck until melted, hold a bowl under anus or vagina to catch it then make her or yourself eat it

Mr. Roger's hot fudge Sunday is not a flavor the children should be allowed

by The manly man June 15, 2012

fudgenudger

A derogatory term used to describe those who participate in anal sex.

"I ain't going in that pub,it's full of fudgenudgers."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

nudge her and fudge her

The act of trying to wake your partner up in the middle of the night for sex. When she doesnt wake up, you ass blast her any who.

My fucking wife wouldnt wake up last night so I had to nudge her and fudge her. When I was done I realized she was dead.

by bt February 27, 2003